The Sifillis Stories

Sifillis, SmortzFlicks, & Cinesoterica Zachariah Smith's Sifillis Stories starring Soda & Chunks were a cult hit in the '80s & '90s, inspiring two movies, a T.V. series, a comic book, pogs, a pinball machine, and an unaired feature-lengt...

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Mono,Zanghi,Pucas, Vira & Crassgass have been sentenced to death! www.royalroad.com/fiction/1144... #newchapter #book #books #booktok #bookstodon #booksky #bookboost #booksbooksbooks #bookaddict #booklover #zine #zines #zinemaking #90s #90szine #jackass #fantasy #weirdfantasy #strangefantasy #fart

In today's installment our hapless heroes ride the Zedarcoaster to a town populated by jarred kaiju fetuses! Read free: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1075...
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We jump to TITI & MONO AND THE MOIST MISHAPS. Our heroines have found Mount Opísthia! www.royalroad.com/fiction/1322...
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Soda & Haploid are taken prisoner in Sighen, where all the citizens have 2 synchronized heads. Read free: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1149...
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NEW CHAPTER ALERT! Meet Kommandant Trenchstench & learn how he took over the Fartmeister's army. Read free at #: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1144... #newchapter #newchapterinlife❤️🌟 #newchapterbegins❤️📖 #book #books #weird #weirdfantasy #strangefantasy #fart #farts #farting #bookboost🦖 #dinosaurs

NEW CHAPTER ALERT! T-t-two Cydroidobots!? No! One is Kommandant Fistur, built using the same blueprints. Can these two androids get along? Find out for free at #RoyalRoad: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1075...

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NEW CHAPTER ALERT! From Volume XII, SODA & THE FEROCIOUS PHLEGM. Learn Procto's origin for free at #RoyalRoad: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1398...
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Can Slugg, Poo-Go, & Tiny Tirdly find a way to escape the mad Handies? Find out free: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1075... #rollercoaster #rollercoasterride #rollercoasters #newchapterbegins #newchapterinlife #newchapter #newchaptervibes #book #books #zine #zines #vhs #vcr #booktok #illustrationart

We jump to 1992's volume 9, SODA & THE KRAPATERIAN KALAMITY. Read free www.royalroad.com/fiction/1321... #newchapter #newchapterinlife #newchapterbegins #book #books #booktok #booksta #bookstagram #bookstagrammer #booklover #bookaddict #fantasybook #strangefantasy #weirdfantasy #soda #chunks

A NEW CHAPTER starring Zanghi, the novelty-salesman-turned-thaumaturge. Read free: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1144...
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NEW CHAPTER of Soda & the Spazmotronic Slughunt! Vira, Mono and Titi meet the belchkins at Rebekkah Earwax's farm. Read free: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1075...
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Catch up with the wet & wild world of SODA & THE WAZZFISH KWEENDOM! Read Free at #RoyalRoad: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1076...
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A quick catch-up with the Fartmeister after Tremorroid Titiana stole his enchanted jock strap. He's understandably unhappy: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1144...
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NEW Spazmotronic Slughunt CHAPTER! Rebekkah Earwax returns & is unpleasantly surprised that 4 belchkins are farting into her couch. Read free: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1075... #book #books #zine #zines #zinemaker #zinemaking #newchapter #earwax #belch #belching #goo

*The Sifillis Stories Volume V

MONO & THE BLECCH PYRAMID is a prequel, and this chapter features the 1st canonical appearances of Zanghi & Crassgass! Read for free: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1144...
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Back to the weird, wild world of SODA & THE SPAZMOTRONIC SLUGHUNT (Volume V). Dr. Slugg, Poo-Go, & Tiny Tirdly are still stuck on the skyland of Handieland! Plus an all new zine page! Read free: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1075...
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Soda & Chunks live at a drive-in theater on the planet Sifillis but are usually off having adventures (usually hunting for more videotapes). Learn more: www.royalroad.com/profile/4599...
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"The Mephitic Fartmeister’s Fecklessly Fatuous Foul-Ups" is chapter 13 of MONO & THE BLECCH PYRAMID: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1144...
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#Clinton is trending! Bill Clinton, or "Bubba", was elected president in 1992, the same year SODA & THE KRAPATERIAN KALAMITY came out. www.royalroad.com/fiction/1321...
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We return to Soda & the Spazmotronic Slughunt- Belchkin Soda is swallowed up by the fleshy ground and falls into a sticky situation. Read free: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1075...
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FIRST CHAPTER ALERT! Enter the surreal world of Sifillis XI: Soda & the Egregious Expeditions, featuring new character Le Popotin! Read free: #RoyalRoad: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1396...
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Smort, Herb "Fissure" Steamshovel, Pucas, Soda, and Cydroidobot's son visited @shankweilers.bsky.social drive-in theater (America's Oldest!) for their kick-butt VANADU event #drivein #driveins #driveintheaters #van #vans #vanadu #vanlife #driveintheater #shankweilersdrivein #puppet #puppets

NEW CHAPTER ALERT! Mono & Titi are still on their quest to prevent the Sploogies/Sheetheads skirmish: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1322... #book #books #newchapter #newchapterinlife #newchapterbegins #90s #lgbtqbooks #lgbtqteen #lgbtqteens #lgbtqbooksforteens #lgbtqbooks #fart #farts #farting #farted

Self Portrait, traveling through the Panama Canal in 1975 on a German Cargo Ship. Watercolor, 2019. #selfportrait #art #artist #selfportraits #portrait #portraits #watercolor #1970s #twentiethcentury #travel #panama #panamacanal #thecanalzone #balboa #panamacity #germany #cargo

Soda & Chunks, turned into wazzfish!? Read this ongoing tale for free: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1076... art by @joshway.bsky.social. #book #books #lgbtqbooks #lgbtqbooksforteens #fantasybook #lgbtqfantasybook #lgbtqfantasybooks #mermaid #mermaids #soda #chunks #mermaidsofmastodon #bookstodon #soda

On Nov. 8th We will be at @shankweilers.bsky.social! If you see us come get a copy of the Sifillis #Vanadu Souvenir Zine! #Van #vans #drivein #driveintheater #driveintheaters #shankweilers #shankweilersdrivein #shankweilersdriveintheater #zine #zines #zinemaking #zinelife #puke #van #driveins #books

Sifillis franchise creator Zachariah Smith poses with a Soda Olheiser doll at @mahoningdit.bsky.social's 76th Season Finale First Annual Dusk-To-Dawn Scare-A-Thon! #drivein #driveintheater #mahoningdrivein #themahoning #driveinmovie #driveinmovies #halloween #halloween2025 #driveinstyle #puke #barf

NEW CHAPTER starring Pucas! www.royalroad.com/fiction/1321...

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