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Emmeline May

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WhimsicalFuckery Dog dad They/Them Thrice viral but not internet famous

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My MP!

12.03.2026 15:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Suspect it might be all of the above

11.03.2026 12:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Playing the "am I ill, tired, depressed, menopausal or is there a high pollen count today" game

11.03.2026 12:09 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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SAVAGE | The White Bear Theatre SAVAGE comes to the White Bear Theatre. Book your tickets today!

It's on until the 15th

It was worth the awful journey home getting back at 1am because of delayed & cancelled trains

www.whitebeartheatre.co.uk/whatson/savage

11.03.2026 07:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I saw "Savage" last night at The White Bear Theatre in London and it was intense. The performances were absolutely brilliant, and the story - of love, self hate and conversion "therapy" as state sponsored homophobia, via a (real) nazi collaborator & war criminal - resonates horribly with now.

11.03.2026 07:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
If your GP stops or refuses care - Anne Healthcare Your rights if your NHS GP stops your gender-affirming care

@annehealthcare.bsky.social have produced a very useful guide about what to do if your GP stops your hormones prescription or refuses care. Remember you have rights and options, and they have legal, ethical and professional obligations.

11.03.2026 03:27 πŸ‘ 224 πŸ” 122 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I am old and my brain does things on its own without reference to what I would prefer it does and this means that I've had Spitting Image's "Ayatollah Song" in my head for days

10.03.2026 07:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

10.03.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 16689 πŸ” 4110 πŸ’¬ 282 πŸ“Œ 247

And said greyhound being a dickhead

www.instagram.com/reel/DVrJKlP...

09.03.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A black and white greyhound stands on the beach in the foreground. He wears a black fleece with a white skull and crossbones pattern and a martingale collar with a pumpkin pattern. The sea is only just visible in the background as the tide ripples onto the sand, before mist obscures absolutely everything else.

A black and white greyhound stands on the beach in the foreground. He wears a black fleece with a white skull and crossbones pattern and a martingale collar with a pumpkin pattern. The sea is only just visible in the background as the tide ripples onto the sand, before mist obscures absolutely everything else.

Greyhound in the Mist

09.03.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pulhamite - Wikipedia

Reminiscent of Pulhamite

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pulhamite

09.03.2026 12:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Your regular reminder that right wing pundits and governments demean "Media Studies" as a worthy area of study because it directly teaches people to spot bullshit like this

09.03.2026 12:21 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of the asexual flag the trans flag the bi flag and the pride flag all labeled "it's fine of you haven't always known"

A picture of the asexual flag the trans flag the bi flag and the pride flag all labeled "it's fine of you haven't always known"

Exploration of who you are, your identity and sexuality is super important.
It is also so discouraged socially.
You can find out. You can get to know yourself.
There is always time, it is never too late.

It does not make you lesser, fake.

It is fine if you haven't always known.

25.02.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 1139 πŸ” 573 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 25

"There is a bitter irony that today, on International Women's Day, these few men claiming to 'protect women' behaved like this towards parliament's newest female MP"

Transphobia is often plain old-fashioned misogyny rebranded; misogynistic men wanting acclaim for being arseholes to women

09.03.2026 06:43 πŸ‘ 53 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck, that's so incredibly dark and sad, for someone to be in a place where they see song lyrics like that and relate to them so strongly they assume it's *about them*.

If he wasn't such a hateful man who has caused actual harm to transgender people I would almost feel sorry for him.

08.03.2026 10:19 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
NEW FOR PRE ORDER: These will ship April 13th 2026 or can be collected at Salute 2026 (choose Collect at Salute at the checkout)

HUMILIATED NAZIS πŸ₯΄ 🀒 

These three fellas are not having a good time. One is throwing up, one going to the toilet in his helmet and the other scratching his groin profusely.

Annie, what have you made this time?

Well we make lots of miniatures of folk who sabotaged the Nazis, so here are some of the sabotage results! Poisoning was used during WW2 from the civilian level right up to the top. The SOE was nicknamed the Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare to reflect how they really did think and act outside of the box.

What better way to sabotage your enemy than to give them a dicky tummy? The SOE even worked with the Norwegian Milorg to poison a whole shipment of sardines headed to a Uboat, with Croton oil. Croton oil.

This idea first formed in my head when watching an interview with Vera Laska as she recounted the old resistance days, and it included laxatives being casually put into Officers coffee's in cafes and wherever else you can imagine.

Why the guy having a go at his groin? Itching powder. Distributed heavily by the SOE, this was put into clothing, washing powder and even condoms. The latter caused an even further morale dip due to panic they had something much more serious happening down there. Yes, plenty of sex workers were (and still are) resistance.

In games you can use them as disruption or wound markers,a little diorama or even get creative and build a scenario/objective into it! Or just get them because, you know, Humiliated Nazis. 

Pic is sculpts 28mm of three nazis, one being sick, one pooping in his helmet and one scratching his groin.

[backdrop by Handiwork Games, terrain by Berlin Tuesday and a special thanks to Ralph Plowman, he knows why.]

NEW FOR PRE ORDER: These will ship April 13th 2026 or can be collected at Salute 2026 (choose Collect at Salute at the checkout) HUMILIATED NAZIS πŸ₯΄ 🀒 These three fellas are not having a good time. One is throwing up, one going to the toilet in his helmet and the other scratching his groin profusely. Annie, what have you made this time? Well we make lots of miniatures of folk who sabotaged the Nazis, so here are some of the sabotage results! Poisoning was used during WW2 from the civilian level right up to the top. The SOE was nicknamed the Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare to reflect how they really did think and act outside of the box. What better way to sabotage your enemy than to give them a dicky tummy? The SOE even worked with the Norwegian Milorg to poison a whole shipment of sardines headed to a Uboat, with Croton oil. Croton oil. This idea first formed in my head when watching an interview with Vera Laska as she recounted the old resistance days, and it included laxatives being casually put into Officers coffee's in cafes and wherever else you can imagine. Why the guy having a go at his groin? Itching powder. Distributed heavily by the SOE, this was put into clothing, washing powder and even condoms. The latter caused an even further morale dip due to panic they had something much more serious happening down there. Yes, plenty of sex workers were (and still are) resistance. In games you can use them as disruption or wound markers,a little diorama or even get creative and build a scenario/objective into it! Or just get them because, you know, Humiliated Nazis. Pic is sculpts 28mm of three nazis, one being sick, one pooping in his helmet and one scratching his groin. [backdrop by Handiwork Games, terrain by Berlin Tuesday and a special thanks to Ralph Plowman, he knows why.]

NEW FOR PRE ORDER: These will ship April 13th 2026 or can be collected at Salute 2026 (choose Collect at Salute at the checkout)

HUMILIATED NAZIS 🀒

Find out more in the alt text! Til 10th March you can use our code IWD26 to get 10% off, so you may as well!

Yes he's poopin in a helmet.

08.03.2026 10:10 πŸ‘ 71 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

I have been using Bad Squiddo miniatures for years now, they're great, go buy stuff.

08.03.2026 10:08 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As a DM i see it in my players' eyes when i say "tell me what it looks like when you cast the spell"

07.03.2026 11:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a black dress says it-it-the-f-it-flam-flames Alt: Mrs White from Clue says i"t-it-the-f-it-flam-flames...flames on the side of my face"

I love Critical Role and I love Ashley Johnson but she does give Mrs White vibes sometimes when asked to improvise under pressure

07.03.2026 11:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a military uniform is eating a large bag of popcorn while holding a cup of pepsi . Alt: a man eating a comedically large bag of popcorn while holding a cup of pepsi .
07.03.2026 10:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

To be clear:
It is a heinous atrocity to commit violence against a community because of their faith

It is especially heinous to do so during their holy days

This is true whether the act is one of terrorism or an act of war (or a war crime)

07.03.2026 10:13 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Curious that the news media that fell over themselves to tell us that the recent awful terrorist attacks against Jewish people in Australia & the UK took place on holy days are remarkably silent about how one of the most powerful nations is waging war on Muslim countries during Ramadan

07.03.2026 10:10 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

As i say frequently:

The continued existence of heterosexual women proves that sexual orientation is not a matter of choice

06.03.2026 09:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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As a boomer, I’m shocked by gen Z’s attitude towards women – something has gone very wrong | Joan Smith New research suggests older people have more progressive views on women’s rights than younger generations. This direction of travel is deeply concerning, says Joan Smith, former co-chair of the Mayor ...

There's been a few pieces about this research but none I've read so far that suggest the solution to the mismatch between gen z women and men:

Lesbianism

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

06.03.2026 09:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Read my accessible analysis of Goodwin v UK – why it still matters, and what the courts are getting wrong – here:

04.03.2026 16:21 πŸ‘ 268 πŸ” 94 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3

@jessothomson.co.uk gives good straight forward information about why UK Courts have no idea what they are doing.

04.03.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yknow whenever its gay people saying this shit with β€œi mightve been transedβ€œ its really just them bargaining that Their Type of queerness is okay actually unlike this other type of queerness thats more dirty and coercive somehow and pls dont hit me im just a little birthday gay u okay with us rite

04.03.2026 09:01 πŸ‘ 870 πŸ” 120 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2

Not the subject matter here but fucking hell trump looks awful. He looks worse than my grandfather did post stroke in the care home.

04.03.2026 09:22 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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An expat in Dubai has a startling revelation: the Stephen Collins cartoon Reality check …

www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

03.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 1121 πŸ” 416 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 47

MΓ³nica once again making me scared to go to sleep πŸ˜‚

02.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0