When you buy Harry Potter, you are *literally* hurting trans people and queer people. In real life. She uses that money to lobby for legislation that hurts transgender people. And she is winning! Due to the massive amounts of money that you give her.
“Jews are overrepresented in the media.”
No, no, no, you’re thinking of cops. Cops are overrepresented in the media.
Rep. Goldman has changed his position on many things in response to challenges. Hopefully he’ll do so here as well. When I’m in Congress, you won’t have to worry about whether your representative will protect your privacy. (2/2)
Dark money campaign in IL-09 changed their shady website last night not to dispute reporting but to smear it with the fact that I worked w/ Abughazaleh's boyfriend at NBC 3 years ago. To be clear: Ben is cool. We used to work together. And that had no influence on this 100% true story. Send me tips!
Text reads chem test today, I’m prepared to cheat on the whole thing. They’re already in the classroom and it seems too late to stop them from cheating.
They’ve decided to cheat with ChatGPT, saying: “Hello chat, I’m going to upload four pictures and a couple of minutes (they probably meant in.. omg 😭) I need you to give me the answers for every problem, do not explain how to get the answer, just show me the answer and the slight work for it if it needs it. If it’s an ABCD question, immediately give me the answer.” ChatGPT replies: “Got it” and gives them the instructions back in full and tells them to go ahead and upload the images.
They got their test back, their result is an F, who could’ve seen that coming right?
This text to ChatGPT reads: Chat let me know how I got an F. ChatGPT: You probably got an F, because many of the answers I gave you earlier were wrong. It then proceeds to show them the correct answers from the test.
A story in four parts. 😭
The strait of Hormuz is open for transit.
I love my electric car.
🎶"You better know when to fold em, know when to fold em. They'll be time enough for folding. When the folding's done."🎵
Senator Tuberville on x writing a response to the @endwokeness account Original tweet from @EndWokeness - “less than 25 years apart” Image 1 - the twin towers as they are hit by a the planes on 9/11/2001 Image 2 - Mayor Mamdani sitting on a prayer rug while hosting an Iftar at city hall Quote tweet from Senator Tuberville - “the enemy is inside the gates.”
Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.
This is real
Time to start our for profit Cancer hotline?
This took me out
IG real_timmeadows “So many roles, I barely remember them.”
using public office to name and shame evil landlords into submission is so cool. i hope democrats learn from him
Ron Harper Jr needs a long term contract
Welp. Mad all over again.
I've watched this way too many times lmao
Plus he WAS shoved out of bounds with two hands and it wasn't called. Right in front of the ref.
I wish I could do this with every Iranian dead as well. It’s perverse that we kill so many people whose names we will never know and even never think about.
When you come upon this post in a thread I fear I will keep updating, spare at least a moment for them.
@RepOgles on X: Muslims don't belong in American society. Pluralism is a lie. 09 Mar 26
Nazis to the core
If I had a dollar for every person who asks how defense attorneys sleep at night, I’d be able to pay my student loans. If I had a dollar for every person who asks how prosecutors sleep at night, I could maybe buy a pack of gum. Broken society.
Yes, but beef tallow!
Pretty sure those are asexual spores who reproduce under the toilet seats of Princeton dining clubs.
Has there ever been an American whose death will be so celebrated by Americans as his?
He's truly the worst American.
Steve: did u guys get a good pic of me
Dave: ya dont worry
Steve: which pic did u use
Mark: dont worry about it
I just left a concert fundraising for the National Immigrant Justice Center to head to Broadview.
Here’s why:
My wife just said Klay Thompson looks like Lil Dicky and I think she nailed it.
Herbert with a fucking killshot on this one
FLASHBACK: Bezos' revamped Editorial Board really nailed this one
We need better Democrats.
Not a single dollar more for Trump’s illegal war.
