Working at a big box gym a few years ago soured me on my role as a functional fitness coach. (Long story short, half the staff quit on the same day.)
But it's 2026, our world has changed, and I'm finding fulfillment in training again. People need this kind of connection. 🖤
You’re better than that hell hole, Audrey!
“Wear whatever makes you feel powerful and feminine.” ✨🖤
Chicago? It's your time to shine!
Out-of-towners can't fly in, cancelations abound, and I've got more time on my hands than initially planned.
You know what to do!
alyxchi@proton.me
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The next A-Lyst goes out tomorrow, and you don't want to miss it.
Sign up on my site, check your spam. 🥰
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Lately, I’ve been thinking a lot abt optimization culture. It’s taught us to measure our worth as humans in KPIs and output.
That in order to be “good enough”, we must always do more, more efficiently.
Don’t believe the lie. You are enough.
Now go turn your brain off and breathe. ❤️
Who could say no🥰
Could I rope you into coming back to bed?
Earlier this week, I got to know a new couple over breakfast. They’re dipping their toe into dating, and want to ease into it. They value connection above all else. I’m so impressed by them— by their intentionality—and can’t wait to see them again soon. 🥰
I see you are a man of culture :)
You Chicago guys are thirsty. I’m walking around, minding my own business. Casually lick my lips. You’d think I was naked
Every once in a while, I think about Madden ‘92 and laugh my ass off. (Get the reference? We need to hang out. 🚑)
I love a good plan, but holy fuck… last minute can be SO hot. Especially when you know and adore the hell out of each other. Last night was the perfect example. I’m still on cloud nine, and I’m wet reliving it in my mind.
I’ve had so many suitors tell me in their applications that they’re awkward. But when we meet, they’re as charming as can be and conversation flows freely. Time spent with a companion is a chance to see yourself in a way that isn’t defined by the labels you give yourself ❤️
Where I want you to kiss me.
Just added something to my website’s home page. You should check it out.
Alabaster skin, soft as velvet.
The number of compliments I’ve received on my OF bio 😂
Recently, during a six-hour, made a client watch a few episodes of Alone with me.
"You could live off the grid. You're tough and resourceful."
"Thanks but are you kidding me? I'm allergic to everything, and I'd have to get my implants removed first. It'd be a whole thing."
Testosterone doesn't just keep me feral. strong, and 💦. When paired with spironolactone, it also makes my hair grow like CRAZY. And ass-length, all-natural hair takes so much time and product to maintain. Thinking about this as I schedule another trim.
This week, I get to hang out with my first couple of the year. Beyond excited! Being invited into a loving, communicative, exploration-forward relationship is always such an honor. 🖤
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“Is it too early in the year for a tennis skirt? Because with your legs I think it would look super hot.”
He asked, I served. 😉🎾
You? A chicken? Never! 😘
I sell ease to high performers. I sell comfort and decompression. I give people space to simply exist. To de-optimize and reconnect with the quiet moments and random, circuitous details that make us—make them—human.
Wait. The CROPPED version was marked as sensitive? Might as well post my posterior in all her juicy glory.
Happy it landed!🥰
I'm polarizing.
With half my first-time loves, there’s little time between discovery and emailing. They say my site, pitch deck, and overall presence make them feel safe & seen. The other half? It takes them MONTHS. They inevitably confide they were initially terrified of me. 😂
Quick reminder: your self-worth is not defined by your productivity.
Thanks so much, Lucky. 🥰
Dinner.
