Kealeen The Griff

happy punk rock Tuesday!

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I have never tried Crumbl Cookies and, (aside from the exorbitant price and social media presence) I finally figured out why: They look like stale donuts. Like, they belong in a teacher’s lounge with leftover Panda Express and Jimmy Johns.

It is so Indiana that we are testing our tornado alert system during a date and time we could possibly have an actual tornado.

Wordle 1,725 6/6 (I am on a “Not Great, Bob.” streak)

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I start ranting, and then realize it is better left unsaid.

FDA Warns Raw Oysters & Manila Clams May Be Tied To Norovirus — Delish These shellfish shouldn't be served, sold, or eaten.

So, basically, it’s Cruise Ship season.

Welp…

Also…it’s “Kealeen” 😁 Sorry, my name is a blessing and a curse

EXACTLY!! I need Jane Wickline to do a parody of this on SNL.

I initially resisted but had to hear her voice out of morbid curiosity.

The comments section of that video are predictably chaotic. I only watched about 30 seconds, because…my god.

Kai Trump, 18, Takes Secret Service to 'World's Most Expensive Grocery Store' President Donald Trump's 18-year-old granddaughter Kai Trump took to YouTube to show viewers the luxury grocery store Erewhon, remarking, 'I'm gonna need to file for bankruptcy' while looking at price...

During a war your grandpa started with gas prices soaring. Cute!

Audition - Saturday Night Live YouTube video by Saturday Night Live

SNL Sketch Of The Day: S36, E5 - “Audition”

He had a gig doing commercials for a hotel a few years back, and I happened to get a hotel key with his face on it. Better believe I kept it!

Wordle 1,724 5/6

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“Cute enough to eat” (Ew.)
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Connections
Puzzle #1002
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Sometimes I wonder if we are living in the cancelled final season of Westworld.

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“That time of year again” (BOO!)
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Wordle 1,723 4/6 (Irony on a Sunday)

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Sorry, it’s actually 6 minutes; I just cried for 4 of them 🤣

Cliff Schecter (@cliffsedge) We CAN have this again; kindness, decency, humor..Put Trump’s cruelty behind us. Please SHARE, make someone’s day brighter

Of course!

I just bawled at a 4-minute video of Obama being nice to people. Happy Sunday!

The older I get the more I appreciate Ben Kenobi.

Oh my heart…

“Spring Forward” is malarkey upon malarkey. Punxsutawney Phil would/wood never.

I miss Bowen. #SNL

Colin Jost is making me laugh amidst lottery numbers…we are not okay.