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Branch, 34, a weirdo, and cursed emote collector. They/Them Trans rights, bitches. Here for the silly vibes I stream for fun. https://linktr.ee/mcbuttsthecrimedog

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Y'all gotta deal with hurricanes but we also have to deal with Tornadoes. I'm not sure which is worse. Tornadoes come on very quickly with little to no warning but Hurricanes can do some damage on a scale that Tornadoes cannot reach.

11.03.2026 20:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

post blocked?

11.03.2026 20:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WHY ARE THEY SHOOTING AGAIN

11.03.2026 20:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Post a picture of bagel time?

11.03.2026 19:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Notice how no one says women's intuition nowadays? Because now it's just called emotional intelligence and is rapidly becoming a basic requirement for existing.

11.03.2026 19:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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People not from the midwest: How do you know a storm is coming?
Me, looking outside: I can just feel it in my bones.
Outside:

11.03.2026 19:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I open the door to the extra room and he comes running out. Fucker had slipped in there when I checked the plants were still there. He was not happy at all. Neither was I. Nearly had a heart attack thinking about him being outside in all this screaming for me. Thankfully he was safe and dry indoors.

11.03.2026 18:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

even there, close the door to that room, go outside and get the plants. Then I go back to bed and fall asleep. Wake up this morning hearing meowing from a room outside of the living room. Terrified that I may have accidentally let Yoshi out last night, I spring up then hear it again, from the side.

11.03.2026 18:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So I have an extra bedroom in my house that I just kinda use for storage, but the window in that room is right where my chair and plants are at. So I wake up at 5am to hear heavy winds. I know that I will be on edge unless I go bring the plants inside so I get dressed, get up, check they are still

11.03.2026 18:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
11.03.2026 17:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 23 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes he has talked about it a lot. I'm aware but guess how many people actually see him talking about it? Not many. This would not have been put on tv very much in the 90's and we all know how people online love to say "You're wrong." and then ignore any further attempts to communicate.

11.03.2026 17:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

These are obviously oversimplified (and slightly incorrect) explanations of jewish holidays but I get to be silly about my people if I want to.

11.03.2026 11:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jews have the best holidays because what you mean we gotta shake a lemon and some twigs in all directions because God might be there and also touch grass.
Then there's Purim, which is just absolutely an excuse to get drunk and dress up and yell at a bad guy from history and I'm so here for it.

11.03.2026 11:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Brian bowling with the text 
Holy fuck Weezer get out of the way
Weezer is in the way

Brian bowling with the text Holy fuck Weezer get out of the way Weezer is in the way

11.03.2026 11:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 736 ๐Ÿ” 159 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

It's Because somehow people have no idea Billy Joe Armstrong is Bisexual. I've had people argue this point to death and even claim it's a myth.

11.03.2026 04:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

please

don't stop drawing porn

no matter what higher powers try to do to you

don't let them stop you

11.03.2026 03:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 30 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#DiscOnly
@protonjon.bsky.social @tomfawkes.com @the8bitdrummer.bsky.social @stephenge.org
How Stephen is treating the importance of licking batteries to see if they work

11.03.2026 01:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah not gonna stream today. Just got my heart restarted by someone shooting feet from my house

10.03.2026 22:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Idk if I'm gonna stream today. I got some stuff to do and I'm already pretty low energy.

10.03.2026 20:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They want him to get out of their way so they can hate muslims more effectively. They want to paint him as sneaky/manipulative. It's subliminal.

10.03.2026 20:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think this story is a really good example for people to look at when it comes to understanding bias at NYT. It's not that the reporter, Dana Rubinstein, says anything outright false. But the framing, word choices, etc., add up to an unprofessional and biased account.

10.03.2026 17:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 6761 ๐Ÿ” 1313 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 51 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@mooscuue.bsky.social is famous!

10.03.2026 17:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm named Branch but like it's McButts to you hooligans. *points my trident casually at all of you*

10.03.2026 04:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*throws like 4 darts at board to come up with a new dumb shitpost*

10.03.2026 03:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
"WHAT ARE WE TO TELL THE CHILDREN ABOUT GAYS MARRYING?"

Dunno. I'll ask my 5-year-old, who just married their stuffed bear to a stuffed pony."

"WHAT ARE WE TO TELL THE CHILDREN ABOUT GAYS MARRYING?" Dunno. I'll ask my 5-year-old, who just married their stuffed bear to a stuffed pony."

09.03.2026 16:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 471 ๐Ÿ” 118 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Change of plans. We're now poking a mans! in Emeralds!

10.03.2026 01:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 01:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Someone show me a scottish man farting out scotland the brave

09.03.2026 22:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Something is coming.
twitch.tv/ProtonJon

09.03.2026 21:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 193 ๐Ÿ” 53 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

it still is about that. You can take accountability for your mistake and have this post still be about not calling trans women third gender. That's actually the bare minimum.

09.03.2026 17:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0