My perky workout voice: “Congratulations! This is the longest outdoor walk you’ve taken this month. 0.66 miles!!” OOF
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My perky workout voice: “Congratulations! This is the longest outdoor walk you’ve taken this month. 0.66 miles!!” OOF
A three layer coconut cake with lime curd and whipped cream frosting, with a large wedge cut out of it.
Why yes, it is a key lime pie cake. You’re welcome. 😃
Zan with a mischievous smile, wearing a shiny black catsuit unzipped to the belly and a fluffy white shrug, and regalia with QUEER emblazoned on it.
You’re looking at the Quintessential Undersecretary of Erotic Educational Resources in the Department of Fucking Fabulous.
Zan wields a knife and threatens his birthday cake with a crazed expression
A candid snap just prior to cutting the birthday cake, courtesy of Bryan Pittard.
Duolingo character Oscar saying “Mi marido está en la oficina.”
Oscar, you incorrigible flirt.
Man in sparkly leggings and revealing gold sparkly top standing in theater with red curtain in background
Second night of the Seattle Boylesque Fest and I’m snazzing things up
Zan in a bear kaftan at the Lumberyard bar, with several people dressed as Mrs. Roper from Three’s Company in the background.
Had fun at the Lumberyard Bar last Sunday! I wore my kaftan but I don’t think I fit the brief. 🙃
Still in development! I definitely need to capture some more quality content. 😏
I’m still here! Hope you’re hanging in there, too. 💜
My favorite track from @bathsmusic.bsky.social’s new album Gut! A good one amongst a lot of good ones.
#newmusic #queermusic
“Chaos” is my favorite! 💜💜
Looking forward to seeing you in Seattle! 😃😃
Hooray! 💜
Delightful day in PV. 💜💜💜
Easing into my trip with a chicken breast burger. Tacos tomorrow! #pv #bearweek
Deboning the turkey is going to become an annual thing. There’s a lot of upfront work, but on the day it roasted in under an hour and “carving” it was magical! #foodporn #holiday #xmaseve #xmas
I haven’t picked a class yet but my theme is “closeted fire and brimstone preacher”. 😡👿📖
This face says hello to me when I’m taking the pause that refreshes. #accidentalart
Salt-and-pepper-bearded man with wry smile looks up while laying in bed. Wearing clear-framed glasses, a dark green short sleeved shirt, and AirPods.
Felt whimsically mischievous.
Will never delete.
A favorite music artists of the year list, with Beyoncé, SZA, Shaun Riley, Billie Eilish, and Troye Sivan in the top five spots.
Time Lady: Seeing Stars by @shaunsomething.bsky.social is one of my favorite albums of the year. 💜
A stockpot with turkey broth next to an assortment of ingredients to make a turkey soup. Roasted yellow potatoes, celery, onion, red & yellow peppers, fire roasted sweet corn, browned mushrooms, egg noodles, & turkey breast.
My annual build-your-own turkey soup for 2024!
Roasted yellow potatoes, celery, onion, red & yellow peppers, fire roasted sweet corn, browned mushrooms, egg noodles, & turkey breast. Put your faves in a bowl & top with piping hot homemade turkey broth for a comfy meal. 💜 #foodporn
Large stockpot full of hot turkey stock with wooden spoon stirring it
Turkey stock courtesy of Stockpot and me. Sending out the Zan signal for mellow soup hang today. 💜
Summer of 2009… my favorite blond era!
Oof
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Oo, I look so pink. I promise you I’m not embarrassed.
