Jordan Miller

I miss my foreskin

In honor of Pokemon 30 here’s my team. Glimmora would be shiny though

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I both hate myself for becoming a magic the gathering player but also hate that it took me this long to get into it cause this shit is fun

Same

So cute!

Nude man mirror selfie

Goal for 2026. Get more in shape and have more sex. Two things that didn’t happen in 2025

Haven’t bottomed in well over a year. Need it bad.

New HoOh ex card with the new card art text

This is very funny to me considering the luck I’ve had on the last few sets

Got to see Aly & AJ tonight at Pride and it was one of my favorite concerts. Just wish more of the people there knew their music.

Pokemon TCG pocket interactive Guzma card

Didn’t realize there were interactive trailer cards, just got this one

Love the new Shakomon line so I’ll take it and fits with the original reliability water line

Ice, grass and steel for sure

Damn 🥵

Punctuation is key. I meant “No. Thank you!”

No thank you

Full art Arceus EX in pokemon tcg pocket

Fuck yes

Bought a 3D printer and just finished my first successful prints of dnd minis. I’m gonna make so many now

Tai and Matt were too straight bro for me and so were their Digimon

Sincerity or Hope were always the ones I loved most. I mean Lillymon was the best

Gold Palkia ex card in TCG pocket

Shocked I finally got something good

Ugh yes I need it

Immersive celebi card from Pokemon TCG

My first immersive card is one of my favorites

Pokemon team using the first letter of your name. Apparently J is filled with little babies, jellyfish monarch and a purple lady

I need more genshin/star rail and pokemon people to follow on here

Hard dick on the couch with fake fireplace and Christmas tree in background

Yes I still have my Christmas tree up #fcf