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@as-per-danielle

chaotic good. clever. colourful. corgis. Gastronaut. Naps, sloths. HBO. politics. opinions my own. Vancouver-ish.

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americas funniest home videos had the most vicious theme song, "the red white and blue / the funny things you do / America, America, / this is you" about footage of a guy getting doinked in the nuts by a golf ball

12.03.2026 03:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 109 ๐Ÿ” 15 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

It is tasty

12.03.2026 04:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Donโ€™t you feel like a pleb recycling while theyโ€™re just bombing tankers

12.03.2026 02:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A Corgi with an inflatable toy in his mouth sort of propping his head up

A Corgi with an inflatable toy in his mouth sort of propping his head up

Whatcha doing there, crazy pants?

12.03.2026 00:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings

12.03.2026 00:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 6580 ๐Ÿ” 1355 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 108 ๐Ÿ“Œ 181

Happy birthday!!

11.03.2026 09:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Photo of a model with no arms

Photo of a model with no arms

Whereโ€™s the arms??!

10.03.2026 20:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Resting boring face

10.03.2026 19:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

New: Councilllor Sean Orr is suing Mayor Ken Sim. Notice of civil claim filed in BC Supreme Court today says Sim "acted deliberately, maliciously and in bad faith" in making Xmas drug distribution statement and damaging Orr's reputation. Seeks damages, injunction prohibiting further such statements

10.03.2026 19:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 61 ๐Ÿ” 13 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Iโ€™m so sick of seeing mcdavid in commercials bc heโ€™s not facially gifted

10.03.2026 19:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Interesting

10.03.2026 04:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 18 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A corgi sitting in a grassy field with flowers, smiling at the camera

A corgi sitting in a grassy field with flowers, smiling at the camera

A corgi sitting in a grassy field with flowers, squinting in the sunlight and sniffing the air

A corgi sitting in a grassy field with flowers, squinting in the sunlight and sniffing the air

Idk maybe you need some pictures of a dog today

10.03.2026 02:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 90 ๐Ÿ” 14 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

You get it

10.03.2026 03:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Either way, screenshots are the fix

10.03.2026 03:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People on here REALLY need to figure out that you canโ€™t quote dunk and block. We need SCREENSHOTS please!

10.03.2026 01:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The USA built it and left their garbage everywhere and Canada had to fix it lol

09.03.2026 22:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This puts me at 10 people released. I filed my 1st habeas petition 29 days ago. I am an incredibly small-time, nobody lawyer who knew nothing about immigration law the day I submitted that case. I barely know any more today. I had never sued the federal government and now I've beaten them 10 times.

09.03.2026 19:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 11286 ๐Ÿ” 2531 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 308 ๐Ÿ“Œ 126

The photo on #10 is crazy

09.03.2026 22:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How will this affect the Riyadh comedy scene

09.03.2026 00:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 5279 ๐Ÿ” 618 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 61 ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

Wonderful news ๐Ÿ’œ here is hoping the rest of the WAGE budget is restored.

08.03.2026 03:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The brain rot to invent impending socialism as an issue here

08.03.2026 23:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@bluejaygal.bsky.social

08.03.2026 23:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oof

08.03.2026 22:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jesus this is what they do on the hunger games

08.03.2026 20:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah the moderation is bullshit

08.03.2026 20:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I always think of their family strapping the dog to the top of the car

08.03.2026 20:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s such a good line

08.03.2026 20:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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March 8, 2026 - Tehran at sunrise today. But the sun is hidden behind a sky filled with smoke. After a night of intensive strikes on oil facilities, thick black clouds now hang over the city, turning morning into something that feels like night.

08.03.2026 09:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 2366 ๐Ÿ” 1119 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 88 ๐Ÿ“Œ 304

I got gas today at 1.87๐Ÿคฎ I put $57 in and it gave me just over half a tank.

08.03.2026 20:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Markwayne is a white trash name.

08.03.2026 16:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 39 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3