BlueShapes

The humble sword

*Haciendo arreglos a la camiseta* "Ojalá tuviéramos algo recto y firme para poder trazar una linea

Nosotros en corto:

six seven

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a green heron points to the ski excitedly while a space shuttle flies away. The heron says, “the humans are all leaving! Panel 2: the heron continues, “we can finally enjoy the unaltered beauty of the earth!” Panel 3: the heron stands smiling. Behind it a group of beavers wearing hard hats and safety gear are building a giant log structure. Two of them are looking at a blueprint, another in the back is using a chainsaw.

Hoy, El País publica que la Junta de Andalucía del PP desoyó los avisos sobre el colapso en las mamografías y rechazó un plan para evitar la crisis. Mientras, el presidente Juanma Moreno utiliza a un niño con piel de mariposa para su campaña electoral. Lo de este tío no tiene nombre.

a sketch of a smartphone with tactile buttons for home/window/back, headphone jack, no AI BS, sim card thingy you can open with your nail, camera that doesn't cover the damn screen, and a 5 inch/127mm screen which is a reasonable size

I wouldn't say I'm massively into phones or anything but I sketched this out of frustration bc why are there no modern phones with these features, it would be so perfect and I'm mad the only ones are old and slow

Misericorde stuff

Cuando la cebolla aros, cojo arriba el teléfono

www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7kG...

No sé quién es ese pero yo estoy ahora dando clases a chavales con geometría de 2º de bachillerato y calcular el volumen de un "paralelepípedo" tiene a Mr Jägger en mi cabeza en bucle

MJ, si a mí no me ha mandado a la mierda todavía es milagroso

Me lo estoy pasando pipa trabajando en el nuevo personaje de
@nekoala.bsky.social she is so cute

🔴 ÚLTIMA HORA | España cesa a la embajadora en Tel Aviv y rebaja su representación diplomática en Israel social.elpais.com/rdl…

En el día que se cumplen 22 años en el que Aznar provocó el peor atentado en nuestra historia por meternos en una guerra ilegal, Aznar sale pidiendo que vayamos a una guerra ilegal.
Arrancarle la piel y darle vueltas en zumo de limón y sal se me hace poco para este pedazo de cabrón.

Mauricio, I can't move it move it anymore

Yo, que voy por Dressrosa, todo feliz viendo el primer episodio de la segunda temporada del Live Action de One Piece viendo a [REDACTED] y a [REDACTED el cual aún no he visto pero Isa dice que es cuestión de un par de capítulos de anime pa encontrarlo]

Pues muy gracioso sí

Only monsters want war | #onepiece ch 167 #tbshorts

An art nouveau poster featuring Luffy from One Piece. At the bottom of the poster are scenes of Luffy's home, including Shanks gifting Luffy his hat. The top panels feature the Going Merry and Thousand Sunny.

First poster in my One Piece collection: Luffy 👊

Que se lo ponga @flordehierro.bsky.social

Qué fuerte tienes que estar tú

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

Comic. [Person with long hair announcing news. There are images of a sun with a smiley face labelled “last week” and a sun with a frowny face labeled “today.”] PERSON: A warning for solar flares and geomagnetic storms has been issued after new images from the solar and heliospheric observatory show that the big smiley face on the sun has turned into a frown.

Solar Warning

xkcd.com/3215/

Esta semana lo comprobamos

Sirena Muda cuántos gays hacen falta para bajarse a Strahd

legendary hotmeat89 tumblr reply thread unbossed: [photo of a bumper sticker that says "my girlfriend's husband fights for your freedom" eastbayfatman: damn good way to get your fucking windows kicked in hotmeat89: shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker lowtiermemer: all fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your door with a baseball bat hotmeat89: im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife penguintron: but he's got shooters all over the world even when he's away hotmeat89: just shot a load in his wife hitting-on-cullen: you ungrateful asshole. my bf might be fighting for your freedom and you're here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. if a war comes to our country, we're not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuckup of a human being. hotmeat89: your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he's a scumbag which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son thetyrannosaur: [briton riviere's painting, "aggravation" a jester is mocking dogs from atop a wall] heardbook: the fool taunts the hungry dogs but the dogs have their day and the fool becomes a feast hotmeat89: your girl boutta be the fest soon as you get deployed boot boy blm1997: world heritage post cpineau1973: whoever was the first person to post this is the biggest piece of shit in the world you're an amoral ASSHOLE!!!! cpineau1973: hotmeat89 you are a disgrace you don't deserve to be called an american! you don't even have the right to call yourself a MAN! hotmeat89: I don't call myself a man but your wife still calls me to fuck

if there's ever a draft you have to dodge it first and foremost because it is the morally correct thing to do but secondly, hotmeat89 might get your ass.

A Shadow The Hedgehog promotional image with the caption 'SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY. I SIMPLY DIDN'T REALISE THAT IT WASN'T ALL YEAR.'

Thank you to all the people who are good at talking about random things for hours.