JayAllTheEms

Tourist Who Sued After Being Overpowered By Salsa Hopes For Change From Popular Taco Chain “For someone like me living in Germany and eating nothing spicy, it was a very big shock physically and mentally,” the tourist wrote in his complaint.

not the onion?

in Islamic Republic of Iran, decision makes YOU!

can i get paid to pee?

The US military is great at lethality. Truly world-class. Point to something and the US military can kill everyone there.

But lethality is a means, not an end. Ends are inherently political.

Said millions of times but bears repeating, since the people who don’t get it are in charge of the country.

[choking from a failed attempt to eat a devil dog, yodel, and yankee doodle at the same time, a complicated maneuver known as the "triple drake"] i was in love with the frisson of transgression. there was an element of gnosticism to it.

Very helpful! Thank you for the clear, complete answers.

the grammar is also a mess.

'copper smelting (one of the most-used metals in the world)'

needs to be:

'the smelting of copper (one of the most-used metals in the world)'

learn where to place your noun modifiers, for god's sake!

I'd assumed the presumptive explanation was that these people would "start new lives" in Eswatini, but you mention it's a holding space until they can be repatriated -- except that in practice, they just go to prison and rot. Does the administration have a stated intention or end goal?

Just to be super clear, when we're talking about third country nationals, are talking about, say, Hondurans and Guatemalans being sent halfway around the world? Are we talking about people from African nations being sent to country not their own but more or less in their neighborhood?

really enjoying that this canal plugs into the Suez, rather than actually emptying into the Med

antipodal maps always disappoint me because it turns out the world is a lot of water so most of the world is just opposite like

somewhere in the damn ocean

it was read aloud to me (and the rest of the class) by my fifth-grade teacher, Ms. Heiss, so it exists in a hazy golden glow.

all I remember is "It had a lifetime guarantee, and now it's broken. Should I die?" and the pins-in-peas shot through peashooters.

ripe for a reread.

oh god i just looked it up and it IS "hair of the dog," not "piss of the dog." i made a real fool of myself at my wife's gallery debut this morning

Can this be a solution?

I can't speak to the article, but DAMN that's a ferocious image of Peter.

it's painted by Lippo Memmi, in the Basilica di Santa Maria Assunta, San Gimignano. love to see it in person!

remind me of Marie's favourtie bistro place?

WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings

The Pushcart War! holy moly.

probably oughtta track down a copy and reread that

After Iran assault, Russians say U.S. can’t be trusted in Ukraine talks

those pieces of shit.
making up any fucking excuse to keep doing what they're doing

This is Hazel. She did some minor redecorating while you were out. Hopes you like it. 12/10 (TT: kelly_smith02_)

0. Trump equates a long dick with being big and strong and good at stuff

Hegseth, staring straight ahead, his eyes somewhere between plots of murder and total vacancy.

Does he think this looks good? To me, it's borderline psychopath Frankenstein, but it's just a straight-on picture of him. Presumably, he chose to look this way.

Hegesth, in a suit jacket that doesn't fit, a suit jacket that dieworkwear Derek would dismember him for wearing. below the button, the jacket parts to reveal an American flag belt buckle that a Cub Scout would think was too cornily patriotic to wear in public.

Who even knows what he thinks looks good? He wear an American flag belt buckle for God's sake.

Hegseth making a weird tight-lipped smile with one thumb up, like he's just said 'get outta here, Jack'

Streisand this mofo

Hegesth with a squooshed mouth like he just made a farty sound

or was it this one?

Hegseth looking like a weenus

Was it this one?

Nadia Schadlow, Trump’s former Deputy National Security Adviser, hasn’t read the Constitution

Goliath, huge and armored, charges at David, small and swinging a sling.

a classic war-winning tactic

The look on the face of the one English cheese…. hahahaha

Un poster intitulé "Les fromages" sur lequel on voit plein de petits fromages anthropomorphisés.

Je prépare des trucs.