Furiously adding nonce bashing as a solution to prison overcrowding to my novel
07.03.2026 11:08
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Furiously adding nonce bashing as a solution to prison overcrowding to my novel
I denied it but I did hate her guts, however I was also psychotic so she didn’t plan on me bursting into manic laughter when she asked
Trump saying “I’m not happy with the UK either” has the aura of the maths teacher who locked me in her room during break and asked me why I hated her
Enjoying Dracula’s ascension in folklore to the ultimate he/him lesbian
Y’all really have never seen a motherfucker who’s had a facelift less than 3 weeks ago and is fucked up on painkillers huh
Why they always calling these operations stupid shit like Opearation Bananarama Backrooms?
My cat just looked up at the news, playing on the TV, and hissed when a picture of Epstein appeared. Extra licky licks for her.
I love this
Today I traded in an old IPhone (I keep my old tech back so if I run out of money before payday I can sell it) and the guy recognised me after he checked my ID because he was shocked I was so old. How am I supposed to feel about this?
I think the point is more they had two hours to remove or delete that slur and they just…left it in
Look I’m strongly anti-police and that will never change because they have hurt so many of my friends and lovers - but arresting the Head Non*es bestie on his birthday is great work, well done lads
YES! Although slightly waylaid by the opener, only to sigh, then go back on my sigh 2 bars later
I am once again here to say that whenever Common People starts I get the ‘urgh not again’ shudder but then we get three notes in and I’m like ‘WAIT NO ACTUAL BANGER’
This is Ms Princess, she’s 20 and recently switched to kidney care food that has given her a new lease on life! She was born in my laundry basket and I genuinely believe she is my soul mate.
"Welcome back, high school horror!"
@padz1312.bsky.social catches up with Corin Hardy’s third feature, the supernatural teen horror WHISTLE:
headstuff.org/entertainmen...
Interdisciplinary panel discussion bringing biophysical economics into dialogue with philosophy to address the question "is Capital alive?" 5pm on 23 March with drinks & snax to follow. Register here: www.tinyurl.com/IsCapitalAlive - please repost! especially if you are an economist or philosopher x
What’s up Bluesky is it time for Nico’s return to offloading all the silly thoughts in their head?
It basically always comes back to my vch
Imagine saying the person that might go on to save your life doesn’t deserve more money jfc
Look all I’m saying is if it’s Charlie XCX that awakens a whole bunch of baby goths to creepy spoken word music then I absolutely won’t be mad about it
Who the fuck is Madeline
Well that Lilly Allen album went off after about three songs as a whole bucket of triggering nope.
Reminder that you can experience my ultimate secret (I look scary dog but am actually a silly little guy) via this amazing recap of August Underground’s Mordum with @padz1312.bsky.social we recorded a couple of weeks ago!
On Monday I hugged Ronald Hutton goodbye after his Pan lecture. Last night I listened to Maxine Sanders talk about a reissue of Alex Sanders lectures illustrated by my friend Jason Atomic. No job and repeated nos is tough, but oh I would not get bored if I suddenly got so rich I didn’t need to work.
Dragula be like:
*Sigourney talks shit*
Everyone: why you gotta be such a b*tcn smh
* Sigourney goes quiet to work on her outfit*
Everyone: why you being so quiet you b*tch
Economists: ‘Inflation did not go up’
Me, standing in my local Sainsbury’s that they just reorganised to put the most stolen items at the back - staring at the security tab on the olive oil: ‘Sure buddy, sure’
Update. Kitchen Alexa deciding to tell me who various CEOs are. Never has my kitchen lighting been more appropriate. Is this the tech apocalypse and does that mean I can stop job hunting?
Alexa down. House in chaos. Radio playing to an empty bedroom. Thankfully lights on hue so separate app for when I leave but HA
I love you too
Also here’s me on my birthday. I lost three stone and yes I feel better for it and no I am not in trouble I have just been on the weight loss jabs (for other reasons, but a welcome side effect)