Eris

My poor Hercule! How could you mistake him for Hastings!

Starting a commission of inquiry to discover how Whiskey's food bowl was allowed to become almost empty just now

Mine is loud enough to mean I have to pause my audiobook when boiling it. Two thumbs down, would not buy again

S are the worst

YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT

This is rather lovely and somehow relaxing - an interactive map of lighthouses of the northern seas lighthouse-atlas.netlify.app#3/48/-30

My boys!

I love my stuff 🥰

Why YES, that IS an Emperor Zurg Happy Meal toy from c. 2000

It's not like they're ever going to be poor or whatever but it's got to be a shock to the system to have to figure out how to keep that lifestyle when you have so little to offer and have burned so many bridges

For a small fee, I will squint at any item or book and tell you what it actually is

Ya gotta have the random crap to show you're human

This photo also beautifully captures the Random Crap on my bookshelves

A tiny beautiful torbie cat lies neatly on top of a tall set of bookshelves full of books, Lego and bits of random junk

My love

Everybody Hates Andy

California does come with a heaping helping of mortifying Lifestyle Content though

The aul biddy being gone and Charles unlikely to be on the throne too many years, there's probably a good many changes to come anyway

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Remember, my children, all are equal before

Oh. I don't know which Edward that was tbh

Sidebar: Diana did her best to make sure she would have access to the billionaire lifestyle, which could have saved ol Harry all this unseemly Netflix grubbing, but then one car crash later and herself and the billionaire are toast

Do you think I want they getting a stipend from their government or something?? Fuck no

Why should ANYONE fund them? If Prince Harry wants to leave the job, that's fine, but he should have to pay his own way and make his own money. Which is what he's doing. If vile Andy gets fired from his prince job, he should also lose the free house and the money and fall back on his own resources

A what of what

I also don't think the royal family should have to continue funding its members who aren't willing to work for it.

Charles doesn't want Andy to live out any kind of life. He hates him. He'd like him to swing.

Incredibly insanely rich people are such a shitty idea for the world. Where you can be by most measures a roaring success and member of the elite but because multi-billionaires exist, you need more

It really bugs me!!

Someone like the artist formerly known as Prince Harry might be perfectly good at getting through life as a rich guy with a few charities and a tv actress wife, but he has nothing more than that that's going to help him be a big success in his own right and make the kind of money he needs

It's the nepo baby curse thing even apart from being royals - you might be good enough to make it within an industry once big star mum and/or dad help launch you, but you'll rarely have a comparable successful career