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J.M. "Samson the Sadducee Strangler" Kirkness

@jmkirkness

Museum Professional. Unemployed Bicycle Salesperson. Post-Punk Deviant. Gundam Weirdo. Drain On Society. Author of The Embers In The Tall Grass. Now available on Kindle Direct: www.amazon.com/dp/B0GB783TGL

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Potatoes and Molasses | Over The Garden Wall | Cartoon Network
Potatoes and Molasses | Over The Garden Wall | Cartoon Network YouTube video by Cartoon Network

They're probably just performing a nice rendition of "Potatoes & Molasses."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4vr...

12.03.2026 02:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Remember that Laverne and Shirley, Joanie Loves Chachi, and Mork & Mindy were all spin-offs of Happy Days, which was technically a spin-off from an episode of Love, American Style.

12.03.2026 02:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And they vote.

Well...some of them probably do, anyway.

12.03.2026 02:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know it smell funky in there.

12.03.2026 02:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

THANK YOU

11.03.2026 06:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Eyy, Forza Azzurri!

11.03.2026 05:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shinji, NO!

11.03.2026 04:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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two men in military uniforms are standing next to each other and one has the number 9 on his sleeve ALT: two men in military uniforms are standing next to each other and one has the number 9 on his sleeve

"Anyone who is not wearing the shoes I bought them, leave at once."

11.03.2026 04:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"She already done had herses."

11.03.2026 04:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a black and white photo of two men standing next to each other holding a piece of paper . ALT: a black and white photo of two men standing next to each other holding a piece of paper .

Hey! Not even Chicolini was that stupid.

11.03.2026 04:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Oh, what are you going to do? BOMB us? Let Israel bomb us?"

11.03.2026 04:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can't! It's impossible!

11.03.2026 03:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seems normal to me.

11.03.2026 03:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm a huge fan of Windsor McCay's work, but unfortunately, he did go a bit fascist in the '20s.

11.03.2026 02:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's a little thing we writers call READABILITY, Ken.

11.03.2026 02:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What about old-timey Indian club workouts?

10.03.2026 22:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This isn't even satire, this is just truth.

10.03.2026 21:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a green alien says i 'm going to allow this ALT: a cartoon of a green alien says i 'm going to allow this
10.03.2026 04:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They'll be sated for at least another week or so.

10.03.2026 04:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Digital Underground - The Humpty Dance (Official 4K Music Video) [Explicit]
Digital Underground - The Humpty Dance (Official 4K Music Video) [Explicit] YouTube video by Tommy Boy

I'm a freak, I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
www.youtube.com/watch?v=msrq...

10.03.2026 03:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Didn't Black Eyed Peas have a song about this?

10.03.2026 03:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hardest someone's been bombed by a guy named Yamamoto since 1941.

10.03.2026 03:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gavrilo Princip would know what to do.

10.03.2026 03:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

...is an early frontrunner for "Most Kiwi Comment of 2026."

10.03.2026 02:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looks like the Partridges are winning.

They should be careful, though- the Bradys are on a LOT of drugs.

10.03.2026 02:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yuebing: "But I want to eat the chip!"

10.03.2026 02:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have very few truly controversial opinions, but one of them is that I should be able to taze people who listen to things on their phones out loud on public transit.

10.03.2026 02:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman stands in front of a screen that says light ALT: a woman stands in front of a screen that says light

"If Major Kira wanted you dead, you'd be dead."

09.03.2026 18:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, a porn has definitely been filmed there.

09.03.2026 06:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987) Doing The Mess Around
Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987) Doing The Mess Around YouTube video by DR3AMFACTORY FILM

You could always partner up with another passenger to rent a car and share the drive home...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJ5z...

09.03.2026 04:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0