🦇 vampire enthusiast 🦇

hey so literally what the fuck is up with the “you may like” section on tiktok’s search page

i fucking lost self control and bought a set of the lemonhead glitters, i WILL be unstoppable

furbies are spiritually republican

lowkey high key feel violated ✌️

this shit has me in tears, what is his fucking problem

i’m crying while eating apples and peanut butter, i feel like a baby

The Lament Configuration from Hellraiser. For those who don't recognise it, I'm simplifying, but basically it summons demons

"Welcome back to my channel, guys, today we're doing an unboxing video"

they put me on antidepressants, it’s OVER FOR U HOES

finally got to see the bats under congress bridge and HOLY SHIT?!?!

A judge has ruled that Donald Trump’s deployment of National Guard troops and U.S. Marines to L.A. violated federal law.

Labubu this, Labubu that, why don't you join the labubour force instead, you gambling bum

i told my job i want to go back to part time and my body released so much stress, i immediately got my period back and got sick lmao. very good to know this is not the job for me!

is my adhd or anxiety acting up, or do i hate working, or do i hate the way corporations treat employees, or am i truly not cut out for work, or am i actually just lazy, or am i being dramatic, or

i think it’s time for me to be completely honest with my therapist

New look at Anne Hathaway filming ‘The Devil Wears Prada 2.’

top performer in my area at work last month! oh boy, i sure hope i get a pizza party!!!!! god forbid i get a raise!!! or benefits!!!!!! that’d be fucking crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!

i am
1) extremely tired of being mentally ill
2) extremely tired of it ruining everything

getting tired of realizing things

Tonight I'm texting Nancy Pelosi and asking HER for $5

i know i’m the one who is supposed to give meaning to my life but i kinda don’t fucking care about it anymore

day 3 of no nicotine, 1st day back at work and like… what if i just kept quitting ????? 🧐

how do i quit vaping in a way where i know i will actually fucking stop

i feel fucking sick to my stomach

meta gave my mom an ad for their ai and used a photo she posted of me and i feel kinda sick and want to scrub literally every photo of me ever

this violently brought back a memory of closing down spirit halloween, bc my assistant manager had this on a shirt and used one of the display tvs to play smash bros

i am feeling a lot of things right now and i am tired of feeling things all at once and all the time

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i learned that i have been out of high school for 7 years and not like… 2 years and i feel like my perception of time is sufficiently fucked

i know i want to go back to california one day but like i didn’t think i’d be sobbing in the work bathroom over it

i did not think anything would rip me away from the clutches of hello kitty island adventure, let alone a game about 33 year old french ppl