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John Cribbs

@thelastmachine

Dignity. Always dignity.

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We lost one of our Stars of Tomorrrow, @bobfreelander.bsky.social.

09.03.2026 04:07 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Very sad to hear of the far-too-early passing of Corey Parker, who I love for both BIG MAN ON CAMPUS and HOW I GOT INTO COLLEGE but marked his legacy in my heart as MΓ€dchen Amick's leading man in I'M DANGEROUS TONIGHT.

09.03.2026 01:22 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
07.03.2026 01:52 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Whatever happens tonight, just want to express my supreme appreciation for the miracle that is #TheLastDriveIn. We were largely Joe Bob-less for 18 years, limited to bootlegs of old shows, his audio commentaries and odd appearance here & there. To get 8 more years of him has been amazing.

06.03.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Great choice!

26.02.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Authorized episode logo for Shadowkeep, featuring The Demon Dal'brad

Authorized episode logo for Shadowkeep, featuring The Demon Dal'brad

OUT NOW! An author we don't like. A game we can't play. A novelization that's... surprisingly tolerable if we grade on a curve. But with @patrickhwillems.bsky.social and @thelastmachine.bsky.social joining to discuss Shadowkeep, the conversation earns an A+ easily. Listen: shorturl.at/lDZ45

26.02.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Waking up tomorrow and realizing there won't be any more Frederick Wiseman films is going to be soul-crushing.

17.02.2026 02:05 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Schedule of video game novelization episodes:
Jan 1 - Donkey Kong Country (with Dan Friesen)
Jan 5 - Donkey Kong Country 2 (with Dan Friesen)
Jan 8 - Donkey Kong Land (with Ethan Alter)
Jan 15 - Death Stranding Vol. 1 (with Matt Fisher)
Jan 19 - Death Stranding Vol. 2 (with Matt Fisher)
Jan 22 - Alien Isolation (with Keith R.A. DeCandido & Trevor Thomas)
Jan 29 - Halo (with Willian C. Deitz & The Library: Halo Lorecast)
Feb 2 - Baldur's Gate
Feb 5 - Baldur's Gate 2 (with Philip Athans)

Schedule of video game novelization episodes: Jan 1 - Donkey Kong Country (with Dan Friesen) Jan 5 - Donkey Kong Country 2 (with Dan Friesen) Jan 8 - Donkey Kong Land (with Ethan Alter) Jan 15 - Death Stranding Vol. 1 (with Matt Fisher) Jan 19 - Death Stranding Vol. 2 (with Matt Fisher) Jan 22 - Alien Isolation (with Keith R.A. DeCandido & Trevor Thomas) Jan 29 - Halo (with Willian C. Deitz & The Library: Halo Lorecast) Feb 2 - Baldur's Gate Feb 5 - Baldur's Gate 2 (with Philip Athans)

Schedule of video game novelization episodes
Feb 12 - Bioshock: Rapture
Feb 19 -  Alan Wake (with Adam Volerich)
Feb 26 - Shadowkeep (with Patrick Willems and John Cribbs)
Mar 5 - The Dig (with Sarah Welch-Larson)
Mar 12 - Star Wars Force Unleashed
Mar 19 - Assassin's Creed: Black Fog (with Ben Hosley)
Mar 26 - Resident Evil (with Jesse Hassenger & Padraig Cotter)
Apr 9 - Kingdom Hearts (with Alex Wolinetz)
Apr 16 - Judge Dredd: Dredd vs. Death

Schedule of video game novelization episodes Feb 12 - Bioshock: Rapture Feb 19 - Alan Wake (with Adam Volerich) Feb 26 - Shadowkeep (with Patrick Willems and John Cribbs) Mar 5 - The Dig (with Sarah Welch-Larson) Mar 12 - Star Wars Force Unleashed Mar 19 - Assassin's Creed: Black Fog (with Ben Hosley) Mar 26 - Resident Evil (with Jesse Hassenger & Padraig Cotter) Apr 9 - Kingdom Hearts (with Alex Wolinetz) Apr 16 - Judge Dredd: Dredd vs. Death

As 2026 dawns, so will our season of video game novelizations!

Featuring @ethanalter.bsky.social, @kradec.bsky.social, @philathans.bsky.social, @adamvole.com, @patrickhwillems.bsky.social, @thelastmachine.bsky.social, @dodgyboffin.com, @rockmarooned.bsky.social, @alexwolinetz.com, and more!

29.12.2025 19:36 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Gifted the Gonzo print to my sister a few years ago, she moves it from her office to their main living room every December. Really signals the start of the holidays!

09.12.2025 15:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ep 161 I Killed Bette Davis by Larry Cohen Podcast Episode Β· The Pink Smoke podcast Β· 12/02/2025 Β· 1h 56m

You love Larry Cohen, so you MUST listen to @thelastmachine.bsky.social's interview with @jfkenney.bsky.social, editor of Cohen's newly published memoirs and an unreleased Cohen screenplay! Joined by Andrew Overbye of @authorizedpod.bsky.social on THE PINK SMOKE!

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03.12.2025 13:46 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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THE PINK SMOKE PODCAST

We talk Larry Cohen with @jfkenney.bsky.social, editor of the director's newly published memoirs and HEADHUNTER, an unreleased Cohen screenplay. Joined by Andrew Overbye of @authorizedpod.bsky.social!

m.soundcloud.com/user-564624820/ep-161-i-killed-bette-davis-by-larry-cohen

02.12.2025 14:18 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
Authorized episode logo for Speed Zone, featuring Leo Ross

Authorized episode logo for Speed Zone, featuring Leo Ross

OUT NOW! @thelastmachine.bsky.social joins to discuss Speed Zone, theoretically a third entry in the Cannonball Run series. Can three SCTV alumni save a film with no story or jokes? Why do we keep doing this? We think it had something to do with something called Carquake? Listen: shorturl.at/lDZ45

01.12.2025 16:10 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Just so happens, on this day of Tom Stoppard's departure, sorting through old crap, I found an ancient program from when I co-directed and co-starred in ROSENCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN ARE DEAD in high school.

I still mumble "consistency is all I ask..." to myself every once in a while.

29.11.2025 21:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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FiVE FROM THE FiRE / Episode 11: Becky D'Anna and Jon Laubinger Podcast Episode Β· The Pink Smoke podcast Β· 11/04/2025 Β· 1h 10m

Join intrepid heroes @hwoodminotaur.bsky.social and @jonjame.bsky.social as they entire The Pink Smoke cinematic inferno with @thelastmachine.bsky.social and @moviekessler.bsky.social! What movies will be saved and what will burn for all eternity?

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07.11.2025 12:15 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ep. 153 Earp Adjacent Westerns

If you want to hear me talk about Warlock, listen to The Pink Smoke's episode on "Wyatt Earp movies without Wyatt Earp" with @thelastmachine.bsky.social & Chris Funderburg. We also cover 40 Guns, Law and Order (1932), Dodge City & a helluva lot more:
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08.11.2025 07:32 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

All Yu left behind. πŸ˜₯

06.11.2025 20:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ep 159 Gremlins Rip-Offs Podcast Episode Β· The Pink Smoke podcast Β· 10/31/2025 Β· 2h 40m

GIVE US THE GOOBERS! The release of 'Gemlins' in 1984 unleashed a horde of lil' party monster imitators. On The Pink Smoke, brave space bounty hunters @thelastmachine.bsky.social and Chris Funderburg round up the Gremlins Rip-Offs!
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05.11.2025 13:50 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yu will be surprised then.

04.11.2025 17:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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04.11.2025 16:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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THE PINK SMOKE PODCAST
Five from the Fire

John Carpenter
Ronny Yu
Luchino Visconti
Hilary Birmingham
Robert Zemeckis

If you could save 5 movies from these directors, which would you pick? We tasked @hwoodminotaur.bsky.social and Jon Laubinger of the #DirectorsTakePodcast to make the hard choice!

04.11.2025 16:35 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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04.11.2025 01:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Authorized episode logo for Cannonball Run II, featuring "The King"

Authorized episode logo for Cannonball Run II, featuring "The King"

OUT NOW! @thelastmachine.bsky.social joins as we continue our quest to watch everything even tangentially related to Carquake (aka Cannonball), whether it has been novelized or not. Will diminished expectations benefit the sequel to a movie we mostly didn't love? Listen: shorturl.at/lDZ45

03.11.2025 16:04 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ep 158 Crow Killer / Podcast Episode Β· The Pink Smoke podcast Β· 10/20/2025 Β· 2h 25m

Legendary Scholar of the West @davidlambertart.bsky.social joins Chris Funderburg and @thelastmachine.bsky.social on The Pink Smoke to discuss the myth of Jeremiah Johnson, the novels that inspired the titular film, and the brilliant John Milius script!
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22.10.2025 12:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ep 157 Arthur and Arthur 2: On the Rocks Podcast Episode Β· The Pink Smoke podcast Β· 10/06/2025 Β· 1h 47m

On The Pink Smoke, the brilliant Chris Funderburg and @thelastmachine.bsky.social discuss the ARTHUR films, their pop culture legacy, and how a modern audience might view them today!
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08.10.2025 12:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This was my first feature film as writer/director, released back in 2008, a horror inspired by The Texas Chain Saw Massacre and 70s British horrors like Frightmare and Mumsy, Nanny, Sonny and Girly, about a murderous family who live in a house at the end of a Heathrow Airport runway.

04.10.2025 15:08 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Fellow used bookstore explorer @scsheil.bsky.social will appreciate how awesome it is that I found this at a used shop in Poughkeepsie, NY.

04.10.2025 14:54 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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FOR YOUR EYES ONLY audio commentary | The Pink Smoke Get more from The Pink Smoke on Patreon

I had the honor of joining the one-and-only @thelastmachine.bsky.social to record a commentary for the 1981 James Bond film FOR YOUR EYES ONLY! Combat skiing! Monastery assaults! A surfeit of pistachios! Available only on The Pink Smoke's Patreon!

www.patreon.com/posts/for-yo...

26.09.2025 22:41 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Time Enough Podcast: A Twilight Zone Podcast | Requiem for a Heavyweight (w/ John Arminio) Ever wonder what happens after you punch Anthony Quinn too many times in the head?Β  Perhaps Jack Palance if you're a fan of television?You'll find John doing his spiritualist/leftist take on film a...

I join Matt on the Time Enough Podcast to discuss the 1962 film REQUIEM FOR A HEAVYWEIGHT, where it stands in Rod Serling's writing oeuvre, and if there is any fate for a veteran boxer that is not poverty and physical degradation...
timeenoughpodcast.transistor.fm/episodes/req...

22.09.2025 12:02 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Episode 87: Three Hearts and Three Lions - Scary Rubbery Trolls β€” Bad Books for Bad People Poul Anderson’s 1961 novel Three Hearts and Three Lions is one of the cornerstone influences on Dungeons and Dragons: a medieval-inflected romp through creature encounters and chivalric romance,...

We're back with some olde timey Appendix N fantasy for you! Gather the party for Poul Anderson's Three Hearts and Three Lions badbooksbadpeople.com/episodes/epi...

22.09.2025 13:48 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2