Nondescript Traveler

a man sitting in front of a sign that says " orly " Alt: Patrick Stewart as Captain Picard from Star Trek: The Next Generation. He turns his head to one side, chewing on something, as he raises his eyebrows. The blue text in front of him, in the Star Trek font, says "O RLY?"

>Well, I can't stay angry long

Spider-Man pointing at Spider-Man. You know the meme.

I like the part where you got into my purse and took a photo of my ID so you could prove to me that I wasn't your sister.

You're welcome. 😼

"May your hobby hit mainstream audiences" is just about the worst curse I've seen.

*sees your alt text*

"If Uncle Ben had eaten Skyr instead of Peter Parker’s Gogurt he’d still be alive."

BRO.

Ma June from the Fallout TV Series — an old lady with lots of crazy white hair gathered into a messy bun on top of her head. She wears horn-rim glasses, and her outfit is a mishmash of leather, furs, hides, belts and chains. Her expression is perpetually done with your shit. Just barely visible in the frame, she holds a shotgun in her right hand. Don't fuck with Ma June. Ma June is goals.

All I'm saying is DO NOT FUCK WITH MY MAN okay bye. 😁

A cursory search indicates some kind of dispute with Deep Impact's owner, so a planned character was scrapped. Dunno how accurate that is, though. 🤷‍♀️

It HAS gotten me to look up and learn about the real-life horses the girls are based on, so there's that? 😅

A phone screenshot of this bullshit life-ruining gacha game no one should play. A multicolored five-panel screen, each panel featuring a different horse girl. The words "FRIENDSHIP TRAINING" glow rainbow in the middle of the screen, and underneath, it says: "The power of friendship leads to success!" You know who plays this bullshit gacha game? Equius Zahhak. If there isn't Umamusume fanart out there with Equius as a Horse Girl, I will be very disappointed in the Internet. Nobody shitposts like in the old days anymore.

Oh man, I loved that AMV! Still do.

Do what you love!

Do you want me to just get rid of that memory foam for you? lmao

a pixel art drawing of a girl with the word good written below her Alt: Princess Zelda from one of the CDI games. The most conksucky MS Paint-looking drawing of Zelda ever: a girl with blond hair, pointed ears, and blue eyes, wearing a blue and purple outfit and matching diadem. There's a generic stone castle background. She smiles smugly as she says "Good." This is in response to the villain yelling "YOU'VE KILLED ME!"

Here's one of mine.

a girl with white hair is holding a stack of food Alt: Oguri Cap — a horse girl with silver hair and blue eyes — eats from a bowl piled a good foot high with rice while a gigantic heap of croquettes is stacked on a tray behind her. She'll eat it all. Apparently this is based on the real-life Oguri Cap, whose trainers say that all he did when not racing was eat.

Oguri Cap is best horse.

It's up there with "ShArE a MeMoRy FrOm YoUr BiRtHdAy!"

Okay Becky, all I have are traumatic birthday memories — you asked for it.

Nixy Nixy the Caticorn is a black and purple Squishmallow. Meet Nixy. She's part of a rollerblade dance group with her friends! Every week they go to their favorite roller rink and practice their moves und...

Nixy! :D
squishmallowsquad.fandom.com/wiki/Nixy

Yet another "you have a type" exhibit that makes me wonder about myself. 🤣

This is so encouraging. I've recently begun the process of getting diagnosed/finding a therapist, because I suspect I'm on the autism spectrum and I've just been masking my whole life. There's something liberating about finally being okay with my brain being different. Thank you for posting this.

a person is walking up a set of stairs in a video game . ALT: a person is walking up a set of stairs in a video game .

Me running to get it.

Umamusume: Cinderella Gray - YouTube Unbeknownst to those around her, the staggering potential of this ashen-haired "Beast” will soon catapult her to the national stage—and down the path of a le...

I know he already said Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (which I'm watching), but the latest one, Cinderella Gray, is simulcasting on YouTube. I think new eps drop on Sundays.
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Wrecked.

Happy birthday!

I've been begging for Wind Waker for years and now I don't know what to do with myself.

Precious girl! 😻