Adam Heff

i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

nw: CERTAIN WOMEN (2016, dir. Kelly Reichardt)
I am still working my way slowly through Reichardt's body of work but I truly don't think I've yet seen a film of hers I haven't loved.

It's really great and exciting technology as long as you set aside the climate concerns, the resource use concerns, the immiseration of vulnerable communities concerns, the IP concerns, the encouragement of abuse or self harm concerns, the flood of disinformation concerns, the academic fraud concer

It actually rules to watch LLM centrism develop in real time. "Ok yes, tech bros are taking things way too far but LLM skeptics are just as silly, surely we can all agree that it's a transformative new technology and we all need to get onboard" and like, bro. Bro. We know who's side you're really on

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

Remember guys, you can’t afford a gas rig, or a coal mine, or a nuclear power station, but you can afford to put some cheap solar panels on your roof.

That’s why the fossil fuel industry has spent billions trying to kill renewable energy.

The dealer needs to keep you addicted.

I violently agree with this dek:

“The idea that Democrats are weirdly and extremely obsessed with "identity politics" and pronouns is a right wing propaganda fiction not supported by polling data, and Democratic party leaders should not be perpetuating it.”

I can tell you this writer is my least favorite kind of motherfucker customer.
As a barista it's my job to manage complicated drink orders and it's not actually terribly difficult to do.
This asshole rolls his eyes when his wife says "skim milk please" and we all think she should leave him.

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

I loved the look and feel of Longlegs (borrowing so intentionally from Silence of the Lambs and the X-Files but in a very modern way)

about to go stage at a rap battle and i see my opponent holding a file with my name on it i glance in the crowd and my therapist is there wearing a new fur coat

Just watched OR SOMETHING (2024, dir. Jeffrey Scotti Schroeder) which asks the question "what if the Subway Takes guy was in an unromantic and cynical Before Sunrise type of movie?" and I gotta say it won me over.
Check it out on Mubi if you want to really enjoy an okay time for 85 minutes.

A handful of Republicans in Congress & Supreme Court can end this nightmare any time they choose, and history will remember them as saviors of the republic, no matter what terrible things they did to US in last 10 years: insane we cannot find a few volunteers for this plum deal!

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

Her trip to Ireland was ruined by this one question?? Gee, I wonder why…

I haven't seen any of this, maybe you just need to follow happier people.

I'm on record saying I want my death politicized, but if it's done like this I swear to God I will be up out of that casket to drag you to hell with me.

Wait I thought the plan was the teachers just train loaded firearms on their students at all times. This shit sounds way more expensive than that.

KAT HAS AN MG?

This has nothing to do with the specific content here, but Polymarket adopting the language of news, here with BREAKING, and with Texas election results earlier this week, is BAD. Polymarket is not and will never be a news org or break news. It's a betting app. It's Draft Kings for sociopaths.

Anybody have any information about how to donate books to Andrew Tate while he's in Saudi jail?

Please god let this end the funniest possible way

I never owned this game but played it at friends' houses once or twice, and, reading this tweet I'm not certain I ever saw the other side of the stampede level.

we are so back (in town)

I suspect that Tate, like Lea Michele, can't read.

Everything else aside, is the older I get and the more we live in a dystopia the harder it is to ignore that Firefly is fundamentally a lost cause narrative.

I don't want to root for the confederates.

Korea vet, glass factory worker.
Korea-era vet, UAW tool & die maker.

reading over Malliotakis v. Williams and lowkey think New York courts/the NY Redistricting Commission should be like...since the Supreme Court clearly lacked jurisdiction to intervene in the case at this time, we are treating it as the nonbinding advisory opinion that it is, thanks for the input tho

I'm genuinely impressed at how tedious Scary Movie 6 looks