Chuck Norris

@chucknorris

NOT Chuck Norris

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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

21.01.2025 15:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Chuck Norris doesn't buy Honey. He chews bees. 🐝

09.11.2023 19:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to season his meat. 🥩

23.10.2023 21:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Chuck Norris doesn't breathe.
He holds air hostage.

17.10.2023 20:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
🧅😭

14.10.2023 13:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

10.10.2023 22:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Chuck Norris once made fire by rubbing two ice cubes. 🧊🧊🔥

09.10.2023 17:45 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Champions are the breakfast of Chuck Norris.

07.10.2023 19:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Chuck Norris has a diary: It’s called the Guinness Book of World Records.

05.10.2023 16:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Chuck Norris is so manly, even his chest hair has chest hair.

04.10.2023 13:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

03.10.2023 19:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Chuck Norris plays Jenga with Stonehenge.

03.10.2023 19:03 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.

02.10.2023 10:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a
poisonous snake. And after a week of excruciating pain, the snake died.

01.10.2023 13:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice.

01.10.2023 01:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When God said, “Let there be light!” Chuck Norris said, “Say Please.”

30.09.2023 19:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0