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SKELLYTON

@pizzalawyer420

I like what I like She/her ¦ autistic

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This isn't just benign or annoying either. The Feckless Liberal is a very important partner enabling the rise of fascism. They obscure the conditions that produce fascism. They say it's because communists want a pony or because actually immigration is very concerning or Israel has the right to wxist

12.03.2026 19:42 👍 67 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

It's a good one!!!

12.03.2026 18:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's the earthy greens that get me

12.03.2026 18:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Love to see it!

12.03.2026 18:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ooooooo new color game is very fun I gotta try it on an actual monitor not just my dirty phone screen lol

12.03.2026 18:31 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 7 📌 1

In film we call this "planting and payoff" and reality has been doing it A LOT lately

12.03.2026 17:56 👍 41 🔁 16 💬 0 📌 0

AWWWWWW! Good job Lotus AND Ingrid for getting through puppy school! Macready had to go twice lol

12.03.2026 16:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We did know that Lotus is a perfect baby angel sent from heaven so this tracks

12.03.2026 16:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Far Side cartoon showing a liner with a party taking place on board sailing towards some floating mines and a small boat apparently manned by pirates with a machine gun. There is a warship in the distance. It’s dated 12/6/87 and captioned “Through a gross navigational error, the Love Boat steams into the Strait of Hormuz”

Far Side cartoon showing a liner with a party taking place on board sailing towards some floating mines and a small boat apparently manned by pirates with a machine gun. There is a warship in the distance. It’s dated 12/6/87 and captioned “Through a gross navigational error, the Love Boat steams into the Strait of Hormuz”

Unexpected bit of pop culture prescience…

12.03.2026 16:30 👍 656 🔁 153 💬 5 📌 8
Fitzcarraldo

Fitzcarraldo

Can this be a solution?

12.03.2026 13:52 👍 1244 🔁 253 💬 28 📌 20

Mars obviously has its own Pentagon!!

12.03.2026 15:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

THANK YOU!!!

12.03.2026 15:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Now all I need is a copy of his original website's user submitted gallery...

12.03.2026 15:45 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Art bell after dark two years two hundred affiliates too cool!

Art bell after dark two years two hundred affiliates too cool!

Mars surface

Mars surface

More mars surface

More mars surface

Alien control panel and writing

Alien control panel and writing

Shout out @josie.zone and her lovely side project @oocmags.bsky.social for posting "art bell after dark" magazines!! Look at all these buildings on Mars! And alien autopsy stills! This magazine's got it all!

12.03.2026 15:45 👍 34 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 2

If you make AI shit you have forgotten the face of your father

12.03.2026 13:12 👍 41 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0
Where am I? 
people looking at a wall with binoculars in boat

Where am I? people looking at a wall with binoculars in boat

Actual photograph of the US government hard at work fixing this whole blocked strait situation

12.03.2026 13:23 👍 41 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
A google maps view of the area around the Strait of Hormuz, with crude markup showing the 4 steps to successfully clearing the strait:

1. Build up speed
2. Hit Trampoline
3. Cool backflip
4. Nail the landing

The boat is illustrated using a clip art yacht, and the trampoline is also just kind of floating there.

A google maps view of the area around the Strait of Hormuz, with crude markup showing the 4 steps to successfully clearing the strait: 1. Build up speed 2. Hit Trampoline 3. Cool backflip 4. Nail the landing The boat is illustrated using a clip art yacht, and the trampoline is also just kind of floating there.

wait. wait. everyone hold on. i've solved it

12.03.2026 12:04 👍 6346 🔁 1824 💬 1 📌 126

i spent enough hours playing n64 wave race that i'm 99% sure i could run a tanker through the straits of hormuz

12.03.2026 05:08 👍 262 🔁 30 💬 6 📌 1
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Absurd heat! Despite our best efforts, the monster heat dome is bound to be "undersold" by the meteorology community. Why? Because intensity like this is almost never seen. This thing has the potential to be Epic for Mid-March, and not in a good way… 1/

11.03.2026 21:23 👍 294 🔁 140 💬 9 📌 25

SO SICK

12.03.2026 05:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tuvok rules but every other dude is a middle aged divorced guy self insert

12.03.2026 04:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bro built her a BATHTUB

12.03.2026 04:26 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Boyfriends gone you know it's VOYAGER from dusk til dawn

10.03.2026 04:02 👍 68 🔁 1 💬 7 📌 0

CHAKOTAY IS SUCH A SIMP

12.03.2026 04:20 👍 22 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 0
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A Mother Eagle and her offspring in the nest #birds

12.03.2026 03:05 👍 81 🔁 12 💬 0 📌 0

Coffee should be $1. Halal cart should be $5. New pants should be $20. Rent should be $500.

12.03.2026 03:39 👍 86 🔁 18 💬 5 📌 2

One of the best TV theme songs ever made

12.03.2026 03:25 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's infuriating!!!!!!!! The pollution, plaguerism, & psychosis generator IS NOT MAGIC NOR SPARKLY

12.03.2026 03:20 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I hate that the sparkle icon is shorthand for AI. They want us to think it’s magic. Fuck you!!! Magic is when you lose a glob of mustard from your sandwich but it doesn’t land on you. When you win at 20 questions. Sparkles belong to Liberace. A baby’s smiling eyes. I will put you in the ground!!!!!!

11.03.2026 21:02 👍 720 🔁 168 💬 9 📌 4

GOOD JOB LOTUS!!!!!

12.03.2026 03:17 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0