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Alyson

@valeriawatt

She/her. Officially fancy and legally authorised to irradiate you No truck with fascists, public transport fools or bananas

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05.12.2025 18:10 πŸ‘ 2115 πŸ” 812 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 42
Trump gently picking up the FIFA peace prize medal.

Trump gently picking up the FIFA peace prize medal.

Trump putting the medal around his neck like a little baby

Trump putting the medal around his neck like a little baby

how it feels to try something on in a store you have no right to try on

05.12.2025 19:35 πŸ‘ 2791 πŸ” 284 πŸ’¬ 114 πŸ“Œ 55
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β€œSpecial boy” prize goes to-

05.12.2025 19:36 πŸ‘ 256 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 3

That remains to be seen…

05.12.2025 19:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Grand - we’re having a Christmas card making afternoon at work next Friday so there’ll be some watercolour teaching going on

05.12.2025 19:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Same on the existential dread but otherwise SPIFFING

05.12.2025 17:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s repellent and grim and disgraceful and appalling and hideous ad infinitum

(hope you’re ok)

05.12.2025 17:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Do have nightmares

05.12.2025 17:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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fuck me

tHe bEaUtIfUL gAmE

05.12.2025 17:34 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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I’m sorry I have just vomited up my entire thoracic and abdominal contents.
Possibly some tarsals in there too.

05.12.2025 17:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Infantino and Trump chumming it right up together, looking like something left to marinate in a large municipal bin over a particularly hot August

Infantino and Trump chumming it right up together, looking like something left to marinate in a large municipal bin over a particularly hot August

Not on here that much but anyone who cosies up to that malignant orange blot on humanity, say for a World Cup draw, just know one day your photo will be in the history books for all the wrong reasons.

05.12.2025 17:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh I don’t like the sound of β€˜busy’ surely you should be lounging like an emperor.

In Lisbon so I’ll raise a wee tart to your very good health

27.10.2025 22:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hello Martyn, what a lovely surprise!

I did say β€˜oh I wondered where my Japanese ephemera had got to!’ fairly recently and I think we can agree that’s a new low.

Mixed here, I hope you’re as fabulous as ever.

26.10.2025 19:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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At least 3 injured after shooting at a Denver-area high school, officials say | CNN At least three students are in critical condition after a shooting at Evergreen High School in Evergreen, Colorado, where more than 100 law enforcement officers are working to clear the school β€œroom b...

At least three students are in critical condition after a shooting at Evergreen High School in Evergreen, Colorado.

America has a serious gun problem.

edition.cnn.com/2025/09/10/u...

10.09.2025 21:37 πŸ‘ 249 πŸ” 65 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 3

Just waiting the customary 75 hours for PowerPoint to open, don’t mind me.

(If anything eventually pushes me over the edge, it will be Microsoft 365)

18.08.2025 07:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing drives me towards anarchy (in its literal meaning) more than the current state of government leaders across the globe.

If this is the best we have to offer, then sack it all off.

17.08.2025 12:55 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Another horrifically middle class phrase passing from my lips this morning with β€˜I’m increasingly drawn to mixed media’

My millworker ancestors are increasing the speed of their rotation.

17.08.2025 12:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s the business

15.08.2025 06:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

To all the patients and students who take the time and trouble to say β€˜thank you’ - please know how much it means. I keep all my written compliments and they cheer me right up whenever I need a boost, it makes a big difference.

15.08.2025 05:42 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh really?! And what kind of a memory is that?

(I can remember my maths O level but that was because I used to have really terrible period pain and I was trying not to faint and be sent out)

14.08.2025 07:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

After my A level results I went out on the razz in Manchester, wore a pink drop waist very 80s dress and danced with abandon to Get into the Groove with Stevie in Deville’s (1980s club off Albert Square with a bucking bronco just inside the entrance)

14.08.2025 06:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I travelled back alone on a coach from a family holiday in Tenby for my O level results, my grandma met me in town and took me out for a chippy tea before I travelled back to the house, presumably because I couldn’t be trusted at 16 in Manchester by myself (little did they know)

14.08.2025 06:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wasn’t there a study that said dark chocolate helped ease a cough?

14.08.2025 06:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I see enough β€˜adult content’ in my life as it is, I ain’t needing any more

02.08.2025 11:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ooh thank you!

Do we need to do age verification now on here?!

02.08.2025 08:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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When you buy a dystopian novel but it doesn’t give you the feel good vibes you were expecting

15.07.2025 10:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This morning I had what may be the most middle class thought I’ve ever had, opened an envelope on the bookcase and voicelessly exclaimed β€˜so that’s where my Japanese ephemera went!’

I apologise to my ancestors

13.07.2025 10:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Constantly amazed that the media is constantly amazed by popular musicians expressing β€˜radical’ views - it’s one of the things they’re for, ladz

29.06.2025 09:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Rachel Hurley Β© β€’ Follow
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This is Madonna Kashanian. She came to the U.S. 47 years ago seeking asylum after her father's ties to the U.S.-backed Shah of Iran put her at risk. Her request was denied, but she was granted a stay of removal as long as she remained in compliance with immigration requirementsβ€”a condition she has met for nearly five decades.

On Sunday, while gardening outside her home, three unmarked vehicles pulled up. Officers handcuffed her and placed her in the back of a pickup truck.
She has now been taken to a GEO-run immigration detention center in Louisiana.

Rachel Hurley Β© β€’ Follow 2h・C This is Madonna Kashanian. She came to the U.S. 47 years ago seeking asylum after her father's ties to the U.S.-backed Shah of Iran put her at risk. Her request was denied, but she was granted a stay of removal as long as she remained in compliance with immigration requirementsβ€”a condition she has met for nearly five decades. On Sunday, while gardening outside her home, three unmarked vehicles pulled up. Officers handcuffed her and placed her in the back of a pickup truck. She has now been taken to a GEO-run immigration detention center in Louisiana.

We are just 6 months in…
the amount of cruelty seems to be never ending. 😒

So much pain, anguish, cruelty, & harm are being intentionally inflicted onto our population.

Are these considered crimes against humanity? (Even folks not directly involved are suffering)

Class action lawsuits?

28.06.2025 05:05 πŸ‘ 3539 πŸ” 1361 πŸ’¬ 192 πŸ“Œ 94
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Sen. Alex Padilla getting pushed out by law enforcement on a live feed after he tries to question Kristi Noem at her presser on a live feed in Los Angeles

β€œI’m Senator Alex Padilla. I have questions for the secretary. Because the fact of the matter is, a half dozen... Hands off!”

12.06.2025 19:22 πŸ‘ 5032 πŸ” 1458 πŸ’¬ 134 πŸ“Œ 44