Certified Robot Enjoyer

I heard that one growing up, too. Something something, the lightning striking the house and traveling through the metal pipes-

(And at least one other about... 50ish miles away? Like bruv they were really shipping Germans to the bleakest fucking part of the Midwest to hold them prisoner in the middle of a corn field and that should constitute a war crime in and of itself 🤣)

Man I'm still thrown for a loop every single time I'm reminded of the fact that there was a WWII POW CAMP located in my hometown.

a soldier in dark green armour, with white accents and a helmet with a gold visor. On their chest is the emblem of the ministry of expansion

headcanon for what an occupation-era guard working on Cyberstan might look like :)

#helldivers #hd2 #hd1

To the left, a speech bubble that says "Is it weird that I think robots are sexy?" To the right an image of a human head, overlaid with tiny text that says "I've never truly felt human. I've always been disgusted by my human body and exasperated by all of it's demands, whether it was a passive sense of not belonging or the unshakeable desire to free my soul by destroying my body. I hate how my biology dictates my life. I hate that I'm a slave to my brain chemistry. I hate that I can't rewrite my own code or repair my own body. I hate that I am trapped with the pieces I was born with and I wish I could simply swap them out. Perhaps one day we will merge our minds and bodies with computers and finally free ourselves of all our flaws, perhaps one day I won't be a mystery to myself."

What movie did you watch over and over as a kid?

...I mean, c'mon, is anyone REALLY surprised?🤣

Never related to a meme harder than I do with this one right now

Simpsons racecar bed meme, Milhouse's dad is saying "I use ChatGPT to generate ideas" and below Homer says "I use my brain"

Karina, like every other Cyberstani national, grew up as a literal slave and was used as manual labor in the mines by her homeworld's Super Earth occupiers.

YOU'D BETTER BELIEVE THAT SHE RECOGNIZED THE EXPLOITATION AND DEALT OUT SOME BLOODY PAYBACK WHEN THE RECLAMATION HAPPENED.

And Nate? NATE IS AGGRESSIVELY BEFRIENDING /YOU/

Dove is just. Sweet. And affection-starved. Very dog-coded, very easy to befriend with fairly minimal effort.

Karina likes to PRETEND that she's standoffish like Jeannie, but the fact of the matter is that she's actually quite kind (albeit grumpy about it.)

Jeannie is extremely standoffish AT BEST. The number of people who've successfully befriended her is, like, three.

Z is a stray cat in all ways but literal. Want to be her friend? Feed her and be nice to her and maybe she'll hang around.

Little guy must be desperate, to go after a deer all on his lonesome.

Rich and powerful people with zero accountability have always been unhitched from reality.

Even a millennia ago they knew that having no one around with the guts to say "lol that's stupid, no" would cause kings to go mad.

Oh, cool, I don't think this shitbox of a laptop is going to wait for my Toshiba to get a new battery before kicking the bucket. Now the fan's acting up, and unlike the Satellite I can't just unscrew the casing, pop the fan out, and fix it.

Looks like I'll be backing this thing up, uh... today.

Hi everyone! Are you a 🍁 Canadian Cartoonist Opposed to AI 🚫🤖? Do you want to tell the government about it? 📢

Read on! (Deadline Sunday March 15) 🧵

Ninja Turtles text generator image that says "Those aren't knees they're fucking ankles"

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Mega thread on who is behind these age verification laws, spoiler alert it’s Meta.

Motoko Kusanagi waiting for a suspect in an alley.

The Major
Motoko Kusanagi was Voted character of the Month on Patreon.

Bob Ross - One Hour Special - The Grandeur of Summer YouTube video by Bob Ross

In fact, anyone who wants to learn about art, go watch this guy paint for an hour. www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT0R...

I have literally molded things out of pieces of kneaded eraser in order to visualize how they look from various angles. I will never be so pressed for reference that I will use GenAI.

Probably also slaps on a fresh coat of glitter once everything's OUT of the oil.

Ehh, true edible glitter is mostly made from cornstarch, sugar, gum arabic, and pearlescent pigments, it'll break down.

Now, if she's just eating straight-up "non-toxic"craft glitter...

EVERY SINGLE PART of a lily is toxic!

Petals, leaves, pollen, the water in the vase.

You can celebrate someone other ways besides killing their cat.

I worked as a vet tech for 10 years. Let me assure you, you don't want to see your cat go through this nightmare.

Fascist bootlicking curs.

So Ko-Fi has confirmed they're not bringing back the search/marketplace feature. All discovery has to be done on your own, which super sucks.

For any fans of Ko-Fi creators, now more than ever, word of mouth would really help! It's free to do and can make a big difference for those creators.

A photograph of two Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders, ADULT WOMEN with long hair who are dressed in a uniform consisting of knee-high white cowboy boots decorated with small blue stars, white micro-mini shorts with thick white belts also decorated with blue stars, blue halter tops, blue and white fringed varsity-style jackets decorated with blue stars, and blue-and white pompoms. They are shown mid-performance on the football field.

A photograph of the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders, ADULT WOMEN with long hair who are dressed in a uniform consisting of knee-high white cowboy boots decorated with small blue stars, white micro-mini shorts with thick white belts also decorated with blue stars, blue halter tops, blue and white fringed varsity-style jackets decorated with blue stars, and blue-and white pompoms. They are shown prepared to enter the football field for a performance; one looks directly at the camera and smiles nervously.

A photograph of the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders, ADULT WOMEN with long hair who are dressed in a uniform consisting of dark blue short shorts and dark blue and white sports jersey tops. They are at a party, and are leaning in for a group photo.

A photograph of the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders, ADULT WOMEN with long hair who are dressed in a uniform consisting of knee-high white cowboy boots decorated with small blue stars, white micro-mini shorts with thick white belts also decorated with blue stars, blue halter tops, blue and white fringed varsity-style jackets decorated with blue stars, and blue-and white pompoms. They are shown mid-performance on the football field.

Pictured: BANNED ON SUBSTAR BECAUSE ONLY CHILDREN CAN BE CHEERLEADERS

Please get this AI slop off my timeline

affirmations for the artists and the sickos. you will not feel bad about using references or 3d models in a time when the most rat faced soulless tech ceos are burning billions of dollars and trees for a slop machine that they will call art with their whole fucking chest

"Do I spent $5,000 digging an underground shelter IN A CITY THAT'S BEEN HIT BY TORNADOES SEVERAL TIMES NOW? Or do I save $5,000 and just hope that it doesn't happen again? uwu" SPEND THE FUCKING MONEY. IT'S PAPER. IT'S WORTH LESS THAN YOUR FAMILY.