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Pronounced with an UMPTY. The guy who paints the things you like. β—Š 𝑺𝒕𝒂𝒓 π‘ͺπ’Šπ’•π’Šπ’›π’†π’- http://bit.ly/LSEnlist β—Š

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Every interview with this guy comes off like he's *hoping* to be beaten to death by an angry mob.

12.03.2026 21:34 πŸ‘ 1481 πŸ” 412 πŸ’¬ 101 πŸ“Œ 22
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Yup, spot on.

12.03.2026 14:30 πŸ‘ 9282 πŸ” 2561 πŸ’¬ 259 πŸ“Œ 137

I kinda wanna be surprised for release though, you know?

13.03.2026 05:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Man I haven't played in like 3 years.
I should get back in.

13.03.2026 04:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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How Stupid are 'Americans'? This stupid:

12.03.2026 12:21 πŸ‘ 752 πŸ” 292 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 23
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The genius businessman strikes again

12.03.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 8559 πŸ” 2836 πŸ’¬ 370 πŸ“Œ 134

"We're going to sell intelligence," says World's Dumbest Man

12.03.2026 17:16 πŸ‘ 1637 πŸ” 319 πŸ’¬ 132 πŸ“Œ 15

Omg they’re going w β€œhigh oil prices are good, actually.” God bless β€˜em.

12.03.2026 14:33 πŸ‘ 7492 πŸ” 1186 πŸ’¬ 557 πŸ“Œ 105
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WARREN: Has Rubio made any request for transcom to help evacuate Americans out of Middle East?


REED: State made a request on Feb 28 & we have provided some assistance

W: When we called them yesterday, they said they haven't asked you for assistance. Can you explain that?

R: I cannot explain that

12.03.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 3892 πŸ” 1430 πŸ’¬ 171 πŸ“Œ 66

it took just over a year to get from "I'll lower costs on day one" to "I'm raising prices and it's good, actually"

12.03.2026 17:16 πŸ‘ 13314 πŸ” 3441 πŸ’¬ 330 πŸ“Œ 112
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12.03.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 6725 πŸ” 2090 πŸ’¬ 685 πŸ“Œ 179

Spend the day talking to workers council members about "AI". Management is 100% in fantasy "AI" land and makes huge plans for how to use "AI" to cut workers when real projects that supposedly can do 50% of a specific task end up being able to do 8%. And they still go live.

11.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 208 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 3

the Hitch-Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy quote I think of most often these days is, β€œWhat do you mean, why’s it got to be built? It’s a bypass. You’ve got to build bypasses.”

Any connection to certain modern technologies is purely coincidental, and mostly harmless.

11.03.2026 14:03 πŸ‘ 1635 πŸ” 218 πŸ’¬ 79 πŸ“Œ 14
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ooooh temu figured out it's now shorthand for "cheap off-brand garbage" and is not happy about it

11.03.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 5005 πŸ” 750 πŸ’¬ 120 πŸ“Œ 106

Wouldn't call them mid-tier.
Not yet.
But they are improving.

12.03.2026 08:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Just a reminder that Iran did not always have this government, they had a socialist government and in 1953 the US overthrew it to protect the profits of BP oil, that is what fascists do and they are still doing it. What the US is doing today with Israel will only weaken the globe.

11.03.2026 12:19 πŸ‘ 966 πŸ” 289 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 14
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12.03.2026 03:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait till you see him in THE EXPANSE.

12.03.2026 03:24 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Even 500.

12.03.2026 03:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The fragile insecure flower is crying again.

11.03.2026 16:21 πŸ‘ 12780 πŸ” 3802 πŸ’¬ 1968 πŸ“Œ 494

22 years, 5 days, 6 minutes

11.03.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He doesn't do that.

11.03.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

In the last 4 days he's only ever bashed dems.
Hes a troll account or a sock puppet repug.

11.03.2026 16:32 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dozens of victims of Jeffrey Epstein have filed a lawsuit against former Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi, accusing her of helping conceal key details during the early handling of the Epstein investigation

11.03.2026 14:28 πŸ‘ 3289 πŸ” 991 πŸ’¬ 78 πŸ“Œ 47

Ok, I take it back. This is, in fact, the best response:

www.businessinsider.com/florsheim-tr...

11.03.2026 16:13 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Authorization Process: Congress must amend the Military Selective Service Act to allow the President to authorize the induction of personnel."

Told ya. They might have time, but no will. We'll see. FUCK.

10.03.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 263 πŸ” 81 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 9
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One Piece season 2 just started on Netflix, and I still think the actor portraying Buggy the Clown perfectly encapsulates the essence of the series. A perfect performance in nearly every scene!

11.03.2026 06:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

One Piece is so much fun.

11.03.2026 07:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Change "won" to "killed brown people" and the sentence makes more sense.

11.03.2026 05:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0