in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy
10.03.2026 14:02
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in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy
doctor: you have synesthesia
me: I see what you’re saying
doctor: yes I know, you can stop telling me that
Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”
The Helicopter Mommy party: poised to swoop in on a split-second's notice to protect Republicans from the consequences of their own idiocy.
Moar bullshit.
Very invigorating
I was raised Catholic and just...never believed.
My autobiographical memory is trash but I do distinctly remember doing my "first confession" and not being able to think of anything and so lying and "confessing" to fighting with my sister (we never fought). Then not saying the assigned prayers.
I can't compete with this.
Like ok not ALL Irish music is political, there's also "Ah shit, the fey" of course, but like, "tally-tally-whack-fol okay the English have stopped paying attention listen up boys" is maybe half of Irish folk music on its own.
New 🔗⛓️ bullshit, who dis?
Messing around at @twistedwindows.bsky.social Rope Lab
In which Angel hanging from me while I'm self-suspended with chain was way easier than I thought it was going to be...
Also my foot kept catching an adjacent spanset, we were such good friends...
* up LATE enough
NO NO NO YOU DON’T
GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA
federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL
tell everyone you know
www.freetaxusa.com
For 2026 I have done a full 360 and am fully back on my chains bullshit...now with even more bullshit... ⛓️🔗😇🙃
Messing around with Angel at @twistedwindows.bsky.social Rope Lab
Photos by @the-silence-pics.bsky.social 🥰
Had such a lovely time hosting Rope Lab with @twistedwindows.bsky.social last night! 🥰🪢
@the-silence-pics.bsky.social
@billyboarlet.bsky.social
@bound-loki.bsky.social
Imagine if you were taking a nap and a bunch of sandwiches ran in your room, freaked out, and ran back out
Less vs fewer came up on a recently on a Phantom Island.
Less: things you measure
Fewer: things you count.
Say “we need less shit and fewer turds around here” and you will remember this rule forever.
If you ever want to read a paper for free and can't find it otherwise, email the lead author and politely ask for a copy. You will not be bothering the person. You will in fact make their whole entire day. I have had scientists get so excited I asked they sent me everything they ever published.
Just a periodic reminder for no particular reason that weaves are one of the oldest surviving craft techniques, dating back before Neolithic times
pan of cute biscuits decorated to look like faces
same pan baked, a horrific fucked up mass of evil
how it started/how it's going
Every anti-vaxxer I encounter seems to love weird unregulated supplements. They hate Big Pharma but they love Little Pharma, Big Pharma’s younger sibling who grew up without any adult supervision.
Both my grandfathers were FBI agents. That's how my parents met. 🙃
Come spend the afternoon at VoxBody with other self-suspension aficionados for this OpenSpace/skill share and open practice event, hosted by Shay & Angel! tix & details here: buytickets.at/voxbodystudi... @shaytiziano.bsky.social
Man it really feels insane watching the global order break down in front of me. like is my anxiety disorder especially bad today, or am I aware of how supply chains work and able to read the news
International Sex Worker Rights Day is not a hashtag, it is a response to systems that treat our labor as profitable but our existence as disposable.
So here are our demands. Not vibes or empowerment fluff, demands.
When we talk about Baby Boomers not getting off the stage: In 1997, the US president was born in 1946.
In 2007, the US president was born in 1946.
In 2017, the US president was born in 1946.
And next year in 2027? The US president will have been born in 1946.
When someone says „Scientists do not want you to know“ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.
Day 2 of Tethered Together! Had a blast teaching Around the World on a Butt Rainbow 🌈 🍑 – show prep starts soon!
Kicking off day 1 of Tethered Together ❤️🌈🦄
A wall full of mugs arranged in such a way that it looks like the mugs are repeating themselves, creating an uncomfortable illusion
Woe, wall of astigmatism be upon ye
Ha! Thank you, much appreciated ❤️
Ok BlueSky – I'm doing a self-suspension performance as a jellyfish at Tethered Together this weekend and I cannot for the life of me choose what pants to wear with this outfit. Which do you like? Please help me choose! 🙏🏻🪼
