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Lando Parkour

@olrock13

Sun Devil + Aggie (I like Maroon). Travel Nerd. Fan of solid O-Line play and FCS Rivalries. I play with data for a living.

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11.03.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Going to solve issue the same way they did the public school issue in Houston, and San Antonio, and the grid.

Take it over.
Cut budget drastically.
Let it fail.
Blame someone else.
Get corp position/$ for a stake of co.
Privatize it.
Reap profit via gov contract to co they have a stake in.

11.03.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Seriously.

Having worked at a low income grocer, I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone use solely EBT for any purchase so the idea of someone not knowing how actual $$ works is wild/lie. (NOT TO MENTION THOSE FUNDS FUNCTION EXACTLY LIKE $ or a limited use gift card). πŸ™„

10.03.2026 21:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We’ve got some fools who need to learn for sure.

I’ve got former HS classmates who have become public school teachers that STILL loudly vote R and it confuses my daily why they’re trying to get rid of their on jobs. + I’ve had to explain x3 to my cousin property tax is up to bridge schools $ gap.

10.03.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Spoiler, they cannot.

10.03.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is Mike Evans washed? He’s coming off an injury, but I recall King Felix being basically done by the time he was an O

09.03.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I appreciate the attempt, I really do, but I stand by my logic that if you have to know off menu slang (even if it’s really well known) to make your order serviceable that speaks very poorly of your baseline. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

09.03.2026 13:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Microsoft’s Copilot commercial with pizza might be the most infuriating ad I’ve seen recently.

1) Excel doesn’t need an ad

2) Nonexcel users, CoPilot will not make you one…. You’ll also likely have incorrect number b/c you likely don’t use excel as intended at this point (b/c almost no one does).

09.03.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As a Texan, I FEEL this.

08.03.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Feels like there really is a norm photo or meme for ever major event. lol

08.03.2026 14:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Congrats Jay! πŸ‘

08.03.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI’m shocked, SHOCKED, to find gambling going on in this establishment. β€œ

β€œSir, your winnings.”

08.03.2026 14:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The worst thing to happen in this AI bullshit has been the pivot that someone’s marketing/sales department or VP suite made to pivot from calling ML or Models to AI.

A true AI could use logic and have emotion and complexity and curiosity. The current state just farts out a predictive response. lol

06.03.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Didn’t expect them to go one true Scotsman so quickly. LMAO

SMH, considering how loose they were to add people to get their goals (that are actually generally unpopular) REALLY funny to start seeing some go, β€œHey! These people don’t think like us at all!!”

06.03.2026 15:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was the full pad football practice on July 4th for me 2 weeks ago. Seriously, they get you to consult on Pittsburgh and sports for the show…. I fail to see what the downside is here.

06.03.2026 14:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As a person that is creative adjacent.

It is very weird the conversations at times about using a generative machine x20 to make a image that is β€œmostly right” when a real human designer is right there. But, b/c decision makers want β€œAI” this is the dance we do. lol πŸ˜‘πŸ€¨

06.03.2026 14:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

These guys don’t have enough brains to articulate something that nuanced Pope Hat, y’know that!

Woke = following a code and being measured.
Not Woke = being able to use racist, sexist, and homophobic words (which they 100% weren’t when woke πŸ˜‰) and not holding leaders to the standards of even an E1

05.03.2026 22:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s amazing to me the stupidity we promote into power.

Leadership at this point is easier than ever.
Allow honesty.
Ask did we vet this?
What did users say?
65%+ approve? Do it.
Less than that? Rework or cut losses.
Repeat.

All this AI and we can’t do a scientific method etc. field test? lol

05.03.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the point. If your vaunted trillion-dollar military can't get through a few days of airstrikes because you've consolidated the industrial base so badly, then you don't have a trillion-dollar military, you just have contractors in No. Virginia getting rich

04.03.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 2153 πŸ” 639 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 30

But hey, no forever wars! And lower groceries and gas …. Except none of those things.

03.03.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

First time thru, PBI. Y’all it is… it is… it is a sight. Florida airports universally continue to have weird vibes. πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‚

03.03.2026 13:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We are in the stupidest timeline.

02.03.2026 21:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘‘ King (and in Mina’s case Queen) shit

02.03.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hegseth really talks like a Frat President. He gets so excited to say the cool name of missions they came up with, the β€œif you don’t know, now you know” line, and β€œwarrior” terms. We’re just so unserious.

02.03.2026 13:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Claude, it appears you killed my candidates

Checking... You're right. I want to be clear, this is important--I killed your candidates.

02.03.2026 03:59 πŸ‘ 247 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

Atlanta traffic remains undefeated.

01.03.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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We live in a world in which its entirely possible that Iran negotiations failed because people involved bet the under.

01.03.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 1790 πŸ” 471 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 15

Hey, at least red raiders?!

01.03.2026 02:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Girlfriend works at a daycare.
Every time I meet up with her this time of year I feel like I’m rolling the dice on catching bare minimum a cold.

24.02.2026 03:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe it’s b/c I’ve got baggage and it’s just my personality type. But, man, I have yet to meet someone who is active in a political party (even county level) that doesn’t give me the ick on some level.

And I’m talking specifically parties and off-shoots vs β€œactivist” and protest type folks. IYKWIM

24.02.2026 03:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0