"Warning. May have at some point potentially had contact with real chocolate. Perhaps. Not sure though."
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"Warning. May have at some point potentially had contact with real chocolate. Perhaps. Not sure though."
"flavour inspired by". That wording alone makes me cringe.
#beprecise ...or it will come back to bite you. Or you get to deal with me and you don't want that.
Yup, I'm back again talking about not relying on implicit datatype conversions 😀. Read this before upgrading to 26ai, especially for APEX.
connor-mcdonald.com/2026/01/28/d...
Oracle Database is entering a new era with Oracle 26ai, bringing AI-native capabilities directly into the core of the database.
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🚀Get ready for Oracle 26ai at the next #OracleBeerBern on February 12!✨
🍺🚀 Oracle Beer Meetup – Bern
Join us for an on-site session on Oracle Database 26ai for Devs with
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Tech talk + beers + great people. 🍻
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"irregardless". Should of / could of / would of.
Mentees != "renowned" / self-proclaimed "experts"
If your lumps are either pineapple shaped or sized...you should consult a doctor.
Not really. You can geek out over the fact that apparently you're flying in a Heinkel.
Modern "content" is as flavourful and nourishing to the mind as soggy toast bread. Perfect for the brainrot generation. Unwatchable otherwise.
Reading off of slides, talking to the wall/projected slide deck in stead of the audience, more "err" "hummm" "errr" than content, stretched 2min google search and 5min doc reading to a full talk, clearly had never DONE a single of the things which were presented
7th century Lindau Gospels. Much less controversial ;)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lindau_...
Still one of the best trolling sketches to come out of the UK.
I can still remember when "Raider" was renamed to "Twix" in the German-speaking countries.
Tickled my OCD enough to merit a response. It's a cross pattée and goes back at least to the 7th century.
That's cute, human, that you have feelings. Now feed me so I can ignore you more ;)
Blade Runner
Dune (the Lynch one)
Akira
Ghost In The Shell
Waterloo
Zulu
12 Angry Men
As far as I am concerned that's a note to everybody but I may be biased ;)
I'm with you in spirit. I hope the Cthulhu vibes are transmitted over the channel and reach @gianniceresa.bsky.social in his presentation #BergEffect
gvenzl/oracle-free images are now available for #Oracle AI #Database 23.26.0!
Gianni as sausage topping serves a useful purpose? ;)
She is absolutely, but why in the name of everything unholy are they in a bag...the poor things
So many great memories!
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Pretty proud and excited to announce that #POUG2025 is sold out!😎
Thank you for your support & trust. It's gonna be super fun, just look at the agenda: poug.org/edycja/poug-...
See you next week!
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“Microsoft says U.S. law takes precedence over Canadian data sovereignty”
… or how to lose government contracts all over the world in one easy step. 🖕🏾🖕🏾
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