Yes, hello, is that God? Yeah, hi. I have a complaint. You gave me this brain that’s designed for finding berries and avoiding lions and now people are ‘just circling back’ to see if we can ‘move the needle’ on ‘key initiatives’? NONE of those things are berries.
10.03.2026 11:07
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A vote to fund the war is a vote for the war. Full stop.
05.03.2026 14:08
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Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.
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Going to be a good one!!!
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the Epstein files are really devastating because they remind me of how many girls and women miss out on professional opportunities, mentorship and careers because of how many powerful, rich and influential men only view girls and women — and interactions with them — through the lens of sex
05.02.2026 17:05
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🎉 !!! LESS paperwork for a change!
30.01.2026 17:29
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I cry a lot but I am so productive
29.01.2026 13:38
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DHS has shot 12 people during immigration enforcement operations since September:
25.01.2026 16:27
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Pretti died after asking a woman he was with if she was OK.
Good died after telling the man who killed her that she wasn’t mad at him.
25.01.2026 16:24
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in case you're curious about how angry Minnesota is about ICE, it was -20 today
24.01.2026 00:38
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Essential for those Minnesota winters
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I had the opportunity to spend the last week at TIGRR to work with emerging and established rehabilitation researchers on grantwriting skills and proposal development. 10/10 recommend.
I’m always amazed at how supportive, kind, and inclusive the rehab community is and I’m proud to be part of it!
09.01.2026 16:13
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What happens to one of us happens to all of us.
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This is the 100% appropriate response.
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“Can’t believe NYC elected a Muslim as mayor.”
In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.
01.01.2026 11:43
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bluesky is where elder millennials enjoying internet retirement meet younger millennials with untreated depression
28.12.2025 01:54
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they don’t tell you when you buy a christmas tree at the christmas tree farm that you could take it home, decorate it, and then be relaxing in your living room seven nights later when A BAT suddenly flies out and starts CRASHING AROUND YOUR HOUSE
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My thoughts exactly except not in gif form
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After this weekend’s antisemitic terror attack in Australia, it is more important than ever that people assemble for Hanukkah.
May the Festival of Lights shine brightly in Jewish homes and communities throughout the world.
15.12.2025 01:48
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Finally someone said it!!
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Sign on a library book drop sign requesting people to yell "NOT A SQUIRREL" to confirm they are human and not a squirrel trying to steal Keith's lunch.
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
19.11.2025 13:41
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A LinkedIn ad showing Jensen Huang shaking hands with some vague fashion executive:
L'OREAL
6,204,444 followers
Promoted
We're thrilled to announce a collaboration with NVIDIA to supercharge beauty with next-gen Al.
WELCOME TO
NVIDIA
L'ORÉAL
GROUPE
I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.
18.11.2025 03:23
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Go chat with Tharan!
Also - he’s on the job/postdoc market (and I strongly recommend!) 🙃
15.11.2025 16:08
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a rainbow colored shooting star with the words " do you know " in the background
Alt: "the more you know" shooting star from 80s (?) PSAs
A quick formatting PSA from me to you: if you want to use full justification in your grants, turn on hyphenation to avoid weird spacing between words and make your proposal easier to read. This move will also buy you some extra real estate!
14.11.2025 15:04
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My 11-year-old sitting with her pile of Halloween candy, sorting it into a bar graph
We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.
01.11.2025 00:31
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🧠🌟🐭 Excited to share some of my postdoc work on the evolution of dexterity!
We compared deer mice evolved in forest vs prairie habitats. We found that forest mice have:
(1) more corticospinal neurons (CSNs)
(2) better hand dexterity
(3) more dexterous climbing, which is linked to CSN number🧵
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