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I just told Miss Blanche: I'm going downtown to see a man about jury duty He/him πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ

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Keir Starmer says what Kneecap stand for is β€˜completely intolerable’ The Prime Minister made the statement during a trip to Belfast

Fuck Keir Starmer

- A man who couldn't get us cancelled from Glasto

- A man who couldn't beat us in court

- A man who has destroyed the Labour Party

- A man whose government supports war criminals in Israel with weapons and intelligence

www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...

12.03.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 707 πŸ” 216 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 16
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Pay Paul Simon Clarke using PayPal.Me Go to paypal.me/BeardedHelmet and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

www.paypal.me/BeardedHelmet close to running out of food. I'm sorry to keep asking

12.03.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Poster for Up in Smoke (1978)

A pair of hands are rolling Cheech and Chong into a human joint

Poster for Up in Smoke (1978) A pair of hands are rolling Cheech and Chong into a human joint

NW: Up in Smoke (1978)

I've somehow never seen this despite my *ahem* specialist interests

12.03.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A big frittata in a pan. It's golden on top

A big frittata in a pan. It's golden on top

It was a frittata kind of day

12.03.2026 14:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can Zack also shrink moobs?

12.03.2026 12:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What's she gonna look like with a chimbley on her

11.03.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A little tabby kitten on someone's shoulders

A little tabby kitten on someone's shoulders

The same little kitten on a table

The same little kitten on a table

My friend brought their baby to see me today ☺️

11.03.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh it was *massive*

11.03.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Made my day

11.03.2026 17:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fair. JLP really was something. I still know every word to every song

11.03.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I only ever listened to the singles. I skipped all the other tracks

11.03.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Too cute

11.03.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

😯

11.03.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A little tabby kitten on someone's shoulders

A little tabby kitten on someone's shoulders

The same little kitten on a table

The same little kitten on a table

My friend brought their baby to see me today ☺️

11.03.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"

80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"

The 3 genders

11.03.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 13262 πŸ” 3399 πŸ’¬ 147 πŸ“Œ 248
gammon and pineapple fried rice in a white bowl. There's peas and egg and red pepper too

gammon and pineapple fried rice in a white bowl. There's peas and egg and red pepper too

I couldn't decide what to do with my gammon steak so I made gammon and pineapple fried rice. It was ok. Got a bit boring towards the end

10.03.2026 20:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yass pal this is πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

10.03.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They've spent the last ten years trying to make it somehow about being rude on Twitter dot com and not actual Nazis running riot on the streets πŸ™„

09.03.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Most likely

09.03.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The women in the books are satisfied sexually and it intimidates them

09.03.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wes Streeting isn’t doing this for the Reform vote he’s doing it because he’s a deeply revolting right-wing piece of shit and questions should be asked about the role of his religion in it if we want to be real

09.03.2026 10:48 πŸ‘ 448 πŸ” 111 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 2
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Union street fire: support Haus of Hair Last month, my wonderful hairdresser and friend Gemma left her job to fulfil her dream of starting her own salon with fellow stylist Aimee. 'Haus of Hair' opened last week. I visited on Friday and wa...

My hairdresser and friend opened her business last week. Tonight it burned to the ground. This is devastating.

I’ve set up a fundraiser. If you haven’t done anything for international women’s day yet, here’s a chance to support a women-run business in need: www.paypal.com/pools/c/9nhn...

08.03.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 262 πŸ” 252 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 19

I know it's such a clichΓ© but thoughts are with Glasgow and its wonderful people this morning. Just horrifying to see and so little coverage. β™₯️

09.03.2026 08:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The NHS has now stopped all medication - puberty blockers and hormones - for trans minors. For most, unless they get drugs from other sources, this means a lifetime, in an increasingly violent and transphobic society, unable to pass. Under Wes Streeting NHS policy is harm and death for trans people.

09.03.2026 07:08 πŸ‘ 520 πŸ” 191 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 21

πŸ˜†

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Perfect

08.03.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Love a crumpet. Especially with marmite

08.03.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry!

08.03.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ™

08.03.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Aww thanks πŸ™

08.03.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0