SFH

Brian Wilson: I’m going to need 9 years and this list of musical instruments only made in the mountains of Nepal to create my masterpiece, it’s called Goofy Goo Bananas

Oh is that spring break? Dang.

@josephfray.bsky.social @trey197.bsky.social @jsands.bsky.social
Should we?

Yes, hello, is that God? Yeah, hi. I have a complaint. You gave me this brain that’s designed for finding berries and avoiding lions and now people are ‘just circling back’ to see if we can ‘move the needle’ on ‘key initiatives’? NONE of those things are berries.

Painting of Mary with the infant Jesus on her lap. Jesus is pinching Mary’s right breast with both little hands. Madonna and child with God the father blessing and his angels, Jacope di Cione, c.1370

Honk!

Painting of the wedding feast at Cana. Jesus is sitting behind a table with the bride and groom and other people, blessing stuff. In front of the table, visible to the viewer, a serving boy is point down at the empty wine jars using his middle finger. Some Dutch painter, c. 1400s

This kid (or medieval perspective adult?) flipping the secret bird at the Wedding at Cana.

Portrait of a dark-haired man with rosy cheeks in a pleated red doublet. He is wrinkling his nose like he smells something unpleasant. Andrea de Castagno, Portrait of a Man, c.1450

Side eye + smelled something bad

Portrait of a Venetian gentleman by Cariani c. 1510 A painting of a man with a dark pageboy haircut and a lil goatee looking sidelong at the viewer

Aggressive side eye at the National Gallery

You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole.

You run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.

that said, this is still the best piece of advice

I lived in Panama as a kid and all the little frogs would congregate in the storm drains, which amplified their calls. Walking by, it sounded just like a video arcade: beep, boop, pew pew!

A puzzler, to be sure.

A tweet: The president has travel to guessing people’s shoe size in front of them. He asks an aide to put on an order and, a week later, a brown Florsheim box arrives at the White House. From (at)Learyreports

A victim of his boss’s favorite game, it seems.

Sen. Tim Kaine says supporting Kristi Noem as DHS secretary was a "big mistake"

BIT LATE FOR REGRETS, TIM

Just got home from book club. @trey197.bsky.social is already asleep, but he left USA-Mexico on for me, which is definitely one of those love languages.

[Mutes phone while coughing delicately into a lace handkerchief]

If you see me cackling on the bike at the Y, that is the reason.

I loved the @ifbookspod.bsky.social episode on this one. I love them all, actually.

And you mail a lot of letters because THERE'S NOTHING ELSE TO DO

You first, Brian!

What a handy site! I can’t see the legend on my mobile, but I assume if my roof is blue, that’s not promising 😢

I could not get unsubscribed. Finally just set up a filter.

When you let someone go in front of you in traffic and they wave, then you share a special bond until one of you turns. It’s you and them against the world.

A handicap blue and white painted sign on the asphalt of a parking space. The symbols are meant to be a pregnant women and a baby stroller, but it doesn't look like that. It looks like pac man being killed with scissors next to a dancer

Twerkers at the barbeque get priority parking 🫡

C has her head on straight

Every knitter seeing this is like “well yes, of course.” 🧶

Netherlands, on the other hand, having way less fun.

Even better. Imagine being that bored without something to do!

And? I guarantee if their team were winning, they’d still be knitting. Knitters gonna knit.🧶

Would not.

I laughed, but honestly it makes perfect sense spelled this way? English is so fuckin weird