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11.03.2026 09:49 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This lunch includes all five of the main Dutch food groups: cheese, cucumber, geometry, boredom and sorrow, with most of the vitamin content provided by the soul-destroying view of endless flatness spilling off the far-flung horizon.

10.03.2026 10:19 👍 486 🔁 111 💬 21 📌 32

Yes, hello, is that God? Yeah, hi. I have a complaint. You gave me this brain that’s designed for finding berries and avoiding lions and now people are ‘just circling back’ to see if we can ‘move the needle’ on ‘key initiatives’? NONE of those things are berries.

10.03.2026 11:07 👍 4529 🔁 1247 💬 46 📌 53

*David Attenborough voice* ‘And now, as happens every few years, the council starts its regular consultation into transport in Cambridge. It is almost ritualistic. They will issue a grand report, make a grand plan, then do nothing at all. In a decade, the cycle will start again.’

10.03.2026 13:14 👍 56 🔁 10 💬 10 📌 1
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Revealed: company behind vape shop fire had not paid business rates...or registered to sell vapes A Ferret investigation has found there was no registration to sell vapes at the Union Street premises in Glasgow where a major fire started - and we can reveal the name of the company behind the shop.

www.theferret.scot/revealed-com...

10.03.2026 14:48 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 1

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10.03.2026 15:20 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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09.03.2026 10:22 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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06.03.2026 09:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Quietly, calmly and forensically, BBC just dismantled the Trump communications shitshow on Iran.

No hyperbole, just laying out an unprecedented military, diplomatic and reputational shambles.

Worth a watch.

(🎥 BBC News/BBC Verify)

05.03.2026 08:46 👍 3959 🔁 2151 💬 104 📌 193

Any building can be a penis museum if you try hard enough

05.03.2026 10:34 👍 164 🔁 12 💬 11 📌 0
Bugs Bunny "I wish" meme, captioned "I wish all TERFs a very hefty and comprehensive court case loss"

Bugs Bunny "I wish" meme, captioned "I wish all TERFs a very hefty and comprehensive court case loss"

www.thetimes.com/article/fd00...

05.03.2026 10:47 👍 15 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

Well done! Again.

05.03.2026 10:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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05.03.2026 10:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ooh, well done. I completely forgot the existence of the answer word for some time.

04.03.2026 12:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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04.03.2026 12:52 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I have seen a lot of cursed stuff in my time in academia but this is among the *most* cursed.
Grammarly is generating miniature LLMs based on academic work so that users can have their writing ‘reviewed’ by experts like David Abulafia, who died less than two months ago.

03.03.2026 11:58 👍 3554 🔁 1554 💬 96 📌 283

you are not prepared for the soundtrack

03.03.2026 12:58 👍 1315 🔁 263 💬 54 📌 17
Lisa Simpson on stage lecturing to an auditorium full of people. there is a slide projected on a screen behind her. the slide says:

"The people who made
Jurassic Park didn't think it
was possible to transition from
female to male and that's why
they got eaten by dinosaurs.
Moral of the story ỈS, support
trans rights or g get eaten by dinosaurs"

Lisa Simpson on stage lecturing to an auditorium full of people. there is a slide projected on a screen behind her. the slide says: "The people who made Jurassic Park didn't think it was possible to transition from female to male and that's why they got eaten by dinosaurs. Moral of the story ỈS, support trans rights or g get eaten by dinosaurs"

03.03.2026 12:45 👍 219 🔁 66 💬 1 📌 3

Remembering a favourite book when I was small, 'The Magician Who Lost His Magic' by David McKee.

Melric the Magician uses magic to do everything for everyone, with the result that nobody remembers how to do anything for themself any more. Then one day the magic vanishes.

Something something AI.

03.03.2026 13:35 👍 46 🔁 13 💬 6 📌 1

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03.03.2026 13:35 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Of course they do... genius.

On this basis, I'm assuming, there's a retired primary school teacher out there whose antibodies could do the childhood disease equivalent of walking into the Copland Road end at Ibrox in a Celtic shirt and offering to take on all comers.

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01.03.2026 13:22 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just got to the part where he says that Iran has resisted every attempt to get them to give up their nuclear program, and I have to say: HELL NO. They signed a deal. Trump tore it up. Never forget this.

28.02.2026 07:45 👍 127 🔁 61 💬 2 📌 0

A very dangerous world, in which the FIFA Peace Prize no longer carries the weight of integrity it once did.

28.02.2026 11:17 👍 256 🔁 61 💬 4 📌 1

The promise of OpenAI and Grok being used in war is that no human can be held accountable for the war crimes it commits, all the way up to where it sits on the chain of command.

The total abdication of any kind of accountability, any kind of "am I following an unjust order" moral hesitation, etc.

28.02.2026 13:30 👍 1238 🔁 480 💬 10 📌 17

Chuckling slightly that one of the cases about bitcoin involves a company called Tulip Trading.

28.02.2026 14:26 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0