dave to the k

I do miss the music aspect of it all.

I miss that place. Le sigh. I bet I still have an account up.

See, told you.

I just ate one!

Maybe he just likes to sound like a horse clomping around all day.

It's true. He weird. Not me though. I'm totes fine.

Sorry I missed it! happy birthday!

Went on LinkedIn to look up the guy who sold my dad life insurance. Quickly found that old people are using it like it's facebook or a dating app.

Yikes on bikes.

"Look over there, a duck!"

These guys love to say they care about rights all the time, but are the first to try to toss away the constitution every chance they get.

Nurse friends:

How hard is it to learn checking blood pressure via cuff in stethoscope?

My mom's home BP kit thinks something is wrong because her blood pressure is so fucked up, and it just keeps registering errors. It works on everyone else though.

I think I figured out a "fix". You have to trick the machine into overinflating if the reading is a systolic of over 210. It thinks something must be wrong if it's over that (like you have it on wrong etc.) So for now that will have to do.

😂 Gonna be glossy, glorious and stanky. ooooh baby

A tube of arthritis pain relief gel held by me

I got you bibi

Already been on it! Got rid of 3!

Sorry what? I can't hear yoooooooooou

Whoever invented protein Pop-tarts is a bad person and I hope they stub all their toes.

why did we even domesticate peeves

Nurse friends:

How hard is it to learn checking blood pressure via cuff in stethoscope?

My mom's home BP kit thinks something is wrong because her blood pressure is so fucked up, and it just keeps registering errors. It works on everyone else though.

Add a letter, ruin a song

That's SA'more

Add a letter, ruin a song

Sweat Caroline

(I cheated a little)

Love that color

Add a letter, ruin a song

Perfect Drung

Add a letter, ruin a song

Black Velveta (I cheated)

Add a letter, ruin a song

Head Like a Shole

Add a letter, ruin a song

My Sheart Will Go On

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