Laura Palmer Scream Daily

Getting crushed by a hydraulic press probably feels so good for half a second

Trump To Americans: ‘You Won’t Have To Pay Your Son’s Cell Phone Bill When He Dies At War’ WASHINGTON—Striking a note of optimism as the prospects for a protracted conflict with Iran grew likelier, President Trump on Friday urged Americans to bear in mind that they’ll no longer have to pay ...

“You may be grieving at first, but, believe me, you’ll be smiling when you see how much less you’re shelling out every month,” said President Donald Trump

Personally I would be incredibly embarrassed if I published easily falsifiable transphobia constantly but, had to painstakingly work for hours to verify the very obvious fact that the USA has continued the long standing tradition of blowing up innocent children. Personally, but you guys go off.

people outside of florida shouldn’t be told about gasparilla

1+ hr 5-4 bonus episode on my home state villain we are so seated

you (woke): bluesky has lots of societal impact

me (cool): im listening to LCD Soundsystem’s “All My Friends”

free joke idea: ilia MA lenin. so like the olympic figure skater and then it sort of becomes an octavia spencer MA meme and of course we all know vladimir l-

*the green ribbon around my neck comes loose and my head rolls off before i can finish*

and they killed him for thatttttttt

[guy who can’t fully remember that Gramsci quote] it’s Monster Time

i would dress in a slutty little bear costume and skate to the end credits song from grizzly man, just personally

We’ve come full circle

god gives his loudest shopping carts to his women in fred meyer with the most adult acne

athletes *talking* about god is tacky but athletes doing the sign of the cross? unfortunately very cunty!

Gaza this Ramadan, 2026

(me as a figure skating commentator): the pair is skating to the song “hallelujah”, making the controversial choice not to dress as shrek and fiona

my partner reacted to me showing him pairs figure skating with the same level of shock and horror as i did the first time he had me watch mma :,)

so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined

ooo lady gagita

seattle having a socialist mayor means if the hawks win tomorrow every city resident will be issued a super bowl ring, and they’re gonna abolish the police to pay for it

reactionaries are trying to serve meat at my super bowl party for the girls and gays

free them all

you're not allowed to say "Elon Musk has hanged himself" on here. I just found that out recently after someone I'm somewhat familiar with posted it and became instantly suspended for 3 days. I don't know why you can't say "Elon Musk has hanged himself". It's not true for now but maybe it will be ?

It’s not woke 2.0, it’s woke 2. This is not a version this is a sequel.

i love my city’s goofy commitment to not using umbrellas, even at an outdoor vigil at night in january like yeah let’s all get soaked together stubbornly :,)

every bougie local business shutting down or becoming a free community space tomorrow

i sure hope a bunch of people don’t send in applications outlining all the ways she is a traitor and collaborator, that would probably be annoying and frustrating to her office staff

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.