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i just bought some cardamom at the store. they didn’t ask to see my driver's license since i’m a father
do you think you could drink a 12-ounce can of soda of your choosing every day for a week for 76 million dollars? the catch is that during that week, you’re not allowed to travel to columbus, georgia unless you already had plans to or you just want to
a table of actors who have portrayed Lyndon B. Johnson, including: Donald Moffat Randy Quaid Tom Howard Michael Gambon Liev Schreiber Tom Wilkinson Bryan Cranston John Carroll Lynch Woody Harrelson Hap Lawrence
busy reviewing the wikipedia list of Actors Who Have Played Presidents
went to the store
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Grammy-nominated R&B singer Jon B. posted that he is going to the stove – perhaps to "cook up" another hot, hot radio single. Frogs and toads, which are the same, can live on the Sun and often choose to.
it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars
Swinging by my pal twinkachu's for some forever soup.
NFL’s New Overtime Rules - First possession per team - Which comes first: score or possession - If coin flip is heads, elect to kick or receive. Same if tails, once possessions - If a field goal is kicked on first possession, team on field must acquiesce Designed by Jon. Share with your friends if you found this helpful!
i'm writing a screenplay called Heart Of A Champion about a guy who has a cold and has to sneeze and blow his nose all the time, but still gets a lot of work done on the computer. not sure yet but i think it'll probably wind up being a christian movie
All shall appreciate the utility of my Pontiac Vibe with me
Needed “As” into “Another Star” to wake up for breakfast shift this morning, it worked
Brisk used to have a wonderful cherry limeade offering that they stopped making. It's a delicious flavor that's hard to find for some reason. 😔
🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
4 panel comic with Linus and snoopy from peanuts and snoopy is in a huge puffer 1: Linus: man I wish I had that guys fits 2: but he probably wished he had somebody else’s fits 3: Snoopy: holy shit I’m getting a fit off 4: that guy looks like shit
BUMMM BUMMMMM
BUM BUM BUMMM
(so so good)
[sitting on a chair backward] did you know there was once another leader in his mid 30s who associated with sex workers
🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
me to my phone when it informs me it’s decided to disable low power mode
just went to @stathead.com again. shohei tonight is the only guy ever to record 12+ total bases and 3 walks in the regular season or playoffs. it has never happened before in major league baseball
bsky.app/profile/hell...
One of his finest
Jim Amendments has me covered
shohei's 10 strikeouts and moonshot home run distances were really just for style points. short of pitching a complete game he completely maxed out all channels through which he could deliver objective value, so he poured his leftover brilliance into knocking out side quests. it seems impossible
