Too Much Coffee Dan

This is one of those sentences that starts great and gets more awesome with every word

There's a very weird myth that the Green Party no longer cares about green issues like the climate, waterways and public transport. This will be a thread of examples disproving this. Only official politicians' accounts.

Murdering random Jews in response to Israeli state violence is violent antisemitism. It shouldn't be necessary to state that. And yet

Watched it for this first time last night
Great, but that version of Eenie Meenie 👀

A rival!

“Please note that some of the language used in Kind Hearts and Coronets reflects historical attitudes which audiences may find offensive. For reasons of historical preservation we have opted to present the film as it was originally screened”

NOT BLOODY KIDDING! 👀

Already smudged my new glasses

Hannah?

Don’t worry, I’m sure the team that came up with “we had no idea Iran would try to close the strait” will have no trouble executing one of the largest amphibious/air assaults in history

I could have skipped that whole rant earlier and just said this. Nobody is actually worried about fairness in school sports. This is just a way to label trans people as "other" in some kind of formal or official setting, so that it may be referred to as precedent to other them everywhere else.

Oh you won an argument? With me? An idiot? Good job buddy

One big problem with the world is how few people in power I can imagine sitting down and reading a book

*coos approvingly*

New glasses day so I’m looking forward to the breaking in period where I hate how they look despite me being the one who chose them, to everything looking weird and to the local exorcist filing a new restraining order after I constantly call them about the strange apparition in my bathroom mirror

I’m not drunk, I’m just wearing varifocals

I wish Kevin McCarthy was still with us, he’d have nailed that role

Sorry, can’t come into work
I’m sweeping the Strait of Hormuz for mines

Friday the 13th Part 2: The Legend of Jason’s Gold

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Narratively having Ever Given getting stuck in 2021 to set up Hormuz in 2026 is great foreshadowing. You want your audience to understand the basics of international shipping in a lower stakes context so you drop the real plot without a lot of saggy exposition about the minutiae of cargo logistics.

i’ve decided to be less stupid going forward

I don’t know, if I spent all my time online claiming that a group of people were so terrifying and dangerous that they should be excluded from public life and any space I am in, I wouldn’t spend money to willingly go to a concert with up to 10,000 of them

Long straw
I drink your milkshake

I’m the only person on the orient express who didn’t have motive, I just figured, heck, why not everyone else is doing it

(To my cats) Guards, leave us

I’ll be watching Kind Hearts and Coronets tonight so I can adequately outraged at the remake/ish out this weekend

I watched the 1955 The Ladykillers last night and it’s brilliant and now I dislike the Coen Bros remake even more

Given he wants to introduce ID cards, ban social media for U16s and pushed for the Online Safety Act, I can’t imagine Starmer is going to tolerate beaver on bank notes

Goonies

Already dead
and that’s why I named my first character Ned