Home improvement retailers decline comment.
#comedy #satire #fakenews #halloween #christmas #holidaydecor
Home improvement retailers decline comment.
#comedy #satire #fakenews #halloween #christmas #holidaydecor
The latest in executive orders.
#comedy #satire #fakenews #biden #trump #politics #thanksgiving #lent
#comedy #satire #fakenews #trump #education #adhd #concentration #camp
So we beat on, boys against the milkshake, borne back ceaselessly into the yard
Zelenskyy says forces plan to "make Swiss cheese" out of the enemy.
#comedy #satire #ukraine #switzerland #russia #war #cheese #theonion
Your own personal Jesus.
#comedy #satire #AI #jesus #christianity #theonion
Jay Leno recovering after driving steam-powered pennyfarthing off cliff
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thank you spotify for enabling me to inject trains more deeply into my senses
(this playlist has nothing to do with trains)
RFK Jr. speaks like Lee Harvey Oswald shot Katharine Hepburn instead
My Bluesky debut comes right on the heels of another exciting announcement:
Dyson reveals urinal that spins piss right out of the fucking air
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