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@chiark

Official account. Deep in the Data Mines at StatsPerform. Leeds United supporter. Views not my own, but generated by ChatGPT7.

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Through 25 minutes:

Shots -
Leeds 7
City 0

Touches in opp box -
Leeds 10
Man City 0

Corner -
Leeds 2
Man City 0

28.02.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1
Twitter header for AnthropicAI: Say hello to [Logo] Claude

Twitter header for AnthropicAI: Say hello to [Logo] Claude

We need a logo for Claude… what simple design would represent it best?

How about a puckered anus?

27.02.2026 10:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I swear microfibre cloths are telepathic and know when you're looking for them.

24.02.2026 13:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Premier League: How late goals continue to cost Leeds After conceding another late goal on Saturday, we look at the stats that show Leeds would be seventh in the Premier League if games ended after 85 minutes.

I knew I'd hate the table in this www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

23.02.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good test of the trending topics in that the top one is Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, and it doesn't load…

19.02.2026 12:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Unless you're a member of the official Opposition or you're Hank Marvin, Bruce Welch, Jet Harris or Tony Meehan you have no right to call yourself a Shadow.
Zia Yusuf is either deluded and/or thick. Neither is a good look.

18.02.2026 08:46 πŸ‘ 67 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

What the hell is a "home draw"?!

16.02.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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An AI Agent Published a Hit Piece on Me Summary: An AI agent of unknown ownership autonomously wrote and published a personalized hit piece about me after I rejected its code, attempting to damage my reputation and shame me into acceptin…

I guess they included some really ranty stuff in the training data

theshamblog.com/an-ai-agent-...

14.02.2026 11:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
three panel webcomic
1st panel: one man says to another "we invented a robot that answers questions"
2nd panel: he continues "we just have to feed it 10 baby giraffes a day"
3rd panel: the other man asks "but it answers the questions correctly?" and the first man replies "oh my goodness, no. no no no no no."

three panel webcomic 1st panel: one man says to another "we invented a robot that answers questions" 2nd panel: he continues "we just have to feed it 10 baby giraffes a day" 3rd panel: the other man asks "but it answers the questions correctly?" and the first man replies "oh my goodness, no. no no no no no."

It's Mandatory Monday and AI is clearly the future.
mandatoryrollercoaster.com/post/8081046...

09.02.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 2150 πŸ” 772 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 15
Liam Rosenior ANGRY after referee's decision cost Chelsea the win vs Leeds 😑
Liam Rosenior ANGRY after referee's decision cost Chelsea the win vs Leeds 😑 YouTube video by TNT Sports Football

Can someone who knows Liam show him the rules then?

It is an offence if a player scores [a] goal:
β€’ directly from their hand/arm, even if accidental, including by the goalkeeper
β€’ immediately after the ball has touched their hand/arm, even if accidental

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RV1w...

11.02.2026 08:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Select which languages you want your subscribed feeds to include. If none are selected all languages will be shown.

Content Langueages Select which languages you want your subscribed feeds to include. If none are selected all languages will be shown.

Go to settings -> languages and check no language set for content languages, as this will block posts in other languages:

Also, settings -> moderation -> Bluesky Moderation service and check what's being hidden. I hear they like to label things "Rude" and the default for that is to hide.

10.02.2026 10:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A section of the Bluesky Map <http://bluesky-map.theo.io/> showing your humble poster in the "Leeds United Football Supporters" part of the cloud map

A section of the Bluesky Map <http://bluesky-map.theo.io/> showing your humble poster in the "Leeds United Football Supporters" part of the cloud map

Accurate

bluesky-map.theo.io

09.02.2026 09:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hello new friend

07.02.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 97 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Spurs next three league games look interesting.

07.02.2026 14:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Leeds players celebrate infront of a jubilant Elland Road during their win over Forest.

Leeds players celebrate infront of a jubilant Elland Road during their win over Forest.

76% - Leeds United have earned 76% of their Premier League points this season at Elland Road (22/29), the highest proportion at home of any side in the division this term. Fortress.

06.02.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Ban on asylum seekers using taxis for medical appointments comes into force It comes after a BBC investigation which showed people travelling long distances at high cost.

"It was revealed in November that an average of Β£15.8m had been spent a year on taxis for asylum seekers."

So, are the taxi drivers going to cope with a Β£16m hole in their income?

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

05.02.2026 08:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A screen capture of the tweet from the San Miguel Sheriff's account dated 1/27/2020 with a picture of a rock in the road, captioned: "Large boulde the size of a small boulder is completely blocking east-bound lane Highway 145 mm78 at Silverprick Rd. Please use caution and watch for emergency vehicles in the area."

A screen capture of the tweet from the San Miguel Sheriff's account dated 1/27/2020 with a picture of a rock in the road, captioned: "Large boulde the size of a small boulder is completely blocking east-bound lane Highway 145 mm78 at Silverprick Rd. Please use caution and watch for emergency vehicles in the area."

Happy "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" day!!

27.01.2026 14:20 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dara Γ“ Briain returns to host Mock The Week, with panellists revealed - British Comedy Guide Dara Γ“ Briain is returning to host Mock The Week, he has confirmed. Returning panellists for the show are named as Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard, Angela Barnes, Ed Byrne, Katherine Ryan, Rhys James, Sar...

Huh. They've revived Mock the Week.

www.comedy.co.uk/tv/fyi/998/d...

20.01.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No. The answer was no.

20.01.2026 19:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can Man City come back from 2-0 down on a cold night in Norway?

20.01.2026 18:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

BodΓΈ/Glimt... blimey

20.01.2026 18:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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No YOU hacked together a shit drawing program, so you could use it to draw a loading screen to game that doesn't exist, that you imagined existed, whilst nosing at books in the library

19.01.2026 11:21 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0
b3ta loves the way you move

b3ta loves the way you move

'Tis the season...

Artist: Ninj https://b3ta.com/board/11424038

02.01.2026 13:34 πŸ‘ 63 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Match finishes...

Samsung Health App: Good workout!

28.12.2025 15:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dominic Calvert-Lewin's equaliser for Leeds against Sunderland means he has now scored in each of his last six Premier League games, the longest streak by an English striker since Jamie Vardy in 2019 (eight games).

He also slightly ruined his previous straight-line goal map...

#SUNLEE

28.12.2025 15:18 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

27.12.2025 17:27 πŸ‘ 47047 πŸ” 14486 πŸ’¬ 953 πŸ“Œ 3136
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How James Dyson’s farming empire may be hit by Β£120mn in death duties Billionaire known for vacuums and hairdryers has become one of UK’s largest farmers

Somewhat. Though he could just give it to one of his kid more than 7 years before he dies and it wouldn't be an issue at all. www.ft.com/content/e013...

27.12.2025 15:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Youtube thumbnail, at the bottom of the image is a white bar, with a portion from the left side filled in red, evoking the way Youtube shows a partially watched video.

Youtube thumbnail, at the bottom of the image is a white bar, with a portion from the left side filled in red, evoking the way Youtube shows a partially watched video.

Is this thumbnail meant to make me think I started watching it?

21.12.2025 12:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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π‹πžπžππ¬ πŸ’-𝟏 π‚π«π²π¬π­πšπ₯ 𝐏𝐚π₯𝐚𝐜𝐞

The Premier League's best away team went to Elland Road and were well and truly swept away.

A big win for Leeds, who go six points clear of the relegation zone.

20.12.2025 22:15 πŸ‘ 95 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
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π‹πžπžππ¬ 𝟐-𝟎 π‚π«π²π¬π­πšπ₯ 𝐏𝐚π₯𝐚𝐜𝐞

Brilliant first half for Leeds and Dominic Calvert-Lewin, who's scored both goals.

Calvert-Lewin is the first Leeds player to score in five successive Premier League games since Mark Viduka in August 2003.

20.12.2025 20:52 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0