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@johogg

Just here for the laughs. No dm please. Married. I laugh at my own jokes. PNW.

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Ok, I get to brag. Guess who can fold a fitted sheet so we'll it can go back in the original package. <------- this guy.

09.03.2026 23:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All part of the master plan.

09.03.2026 23:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man wearing headphones and sunglasses is holding a card that says uno ALT: a man wearing headphones and sunglasses is holding a card that says uno
09.03.2026 22:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a green shirt is holding a large brown egg in his hands ALT: a man in a green shirt is holding a large brown egg in his hands
09.03.2026 18:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trumple Thinskin is the new biggest threat

09.03.2026 18:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I fueled up 2 days ago at costco. Damnit!

09.03.2026 18:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

4.09 a gallon yesterday. Wa state tax is 3rd in the nation. We will see $5.00 a gallon by Friday. Fuck trump

09.03.2026 18:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The president keeps saying war.

06.03.2026 04:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Already has.

06.03.2026 02:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a bunch of money is coming out of a dryer with #goodgirls written on it ALT: a bunch of money is coming out of a dryer with #goodgirls written on it
04.03.2026 21:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trumple Thinskin did not win

04.03.2026 04:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wow.

03.03.2026 23:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a purple shirt with nanobubbles on it ALT: a man wearing a purple shirt with nanobubbles on it

What, 3 am truths not enough?

03.03.2026 06:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ‘โœŒ๏ธ

03.03.2026 00:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 37 ๐Ÿ” 12 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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a man singing into a microphone in front of a shelf full of video games including night trap ALT: a man singing into a microphone in front of a shelf full of video games including night trap
02.03.2026 02:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a blue shirt and tie is sitting down and saying `` allright , i 'm gonna go cry . '' ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is sitting down and saying `` allright , i 'm gonna go cry . ''
02.03.2026 02:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#SendBarron

02.03.2026 00:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man with dreadlocks and a pirate hat says " good luck to you matey " ALT: a man with dreadlocks and a pirate hat says " good luck to you matey "
01.03.2026 06:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ˜•

01.03.2026 05:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 11033 ๐Ÿ” 2472 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 256 ๐Ÿ“Œ 102

Must be a surplus of munitions. Now they to sell more to assolini

01.03.2026 03:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Where the phuck do these assholes come from? Has he not seen how maga treats people of color?

28.02.2026 21:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Where'd this asshole come from?

28.02.2026 21:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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28.02.2026 13:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 22246 ๐Ÿ” 8166 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1020 ๐Ÿ“Œ 771

The Church has been the largest Organization known to Protect Pedophiles. Interestingly enough, the Republican Government claims that "We are now a Christian Nation" is now the second largest Organization known to protect Pedophiles.

28.02.2026 14:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 29 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck trump. Now

28.02.2026 19:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Im washing my hair that night

27.02.2026 19:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck Dana white

27.02.2026 19:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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27.02.2026 19:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hes wrong.

27.02.2026 19:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The gold medal has an *

25.02.2026 09:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0