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ALT Gary Bettman

@moonmang

Miami sports and bullshit. Serial liker. Hater of blitzes. Jovic fan club treasurer. Verhaeghe truther. Chop Robinson is a menace. Number one Ricky Williams fan. #FuckDonnaShalala #TopRightTua

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NOW PELLE IS MY BEST FRIEND

13.03.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He's like 2 steps away from showing up in a garbage bag or something.

13.03.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Friendship ended with Jovic, now Pelle is my best friend.

13.03.2026 01:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe their funniest headline ever, and that is saying a LOT.

13.03.2026 01:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pelle is my boy.

13.03.2026 01:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The original had Mario 2 vibes.

11.03.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Ascension of Christ, by Adriaen van der Werff, 1710, πŸ“Έ by Issac Baldizon

11.03.2026 02:13 πŸ‘ 1964 πŸ” 349 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 14

Becoming a β€œWilt 100 pt game was fake, why is there no footage” truther

11.03.2026 02:21 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Bam Adebayo and Dru Smith combined for 88 points!

11.03.2026 02:11 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Did he mention Bam Adebayo?

11.03.2026 02:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can feel the Heat down in my soul fr fr

11.03.2026 02:09 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

83....what the entire fuck

11.03.2026 02:09 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bam Adebayo has scored 81 points in a game

11.03.2026 02:05 πŸ‘ 78 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 10

SGA watching all these Bam free throws and punching a wall.

11.03.2026 02:04 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Triple teaming Bam...cowards.

11.03.2026 01:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He's missing a lot of FTs too.

11.03.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's 62 very defensive points.

11.03.2026 01:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bam did WHAT

11.03.2026 00:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lookin' good. That shirt is awesome.

07.03.2026 00:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I switched to Mac like 5 years ago and I feel like I got the last chopper out of Nam.

04.03.2026 02:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mackie isn't allowed to have a goal. Ever.

27.02.2026 02:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

SHORTY LFG

27.02.2026 00:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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We just need Barkov to come out in the 3rd period like

27.02.2026 00:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lmao fuck

27.02.2026 00:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

VERHAGUEHHGEHEUE

27.02.2026 00:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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New underwear just dropped

18.02.2026 21:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Love the design of this can. Is it good?

18.02.2026 01:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

An absolutely unacceptable loss. I was LIVID.

18.02.2026 01:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Excuse me, the demo button song was written by a person.

16.02.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Tiny Dog Has Been Barking Nonstop For 6 Years

16.02.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 1532 πŸ” 195 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 27