KAFUI 🇬🇭

Too busy celebrating to post this year but Happy Independence Day to Ghana!! Keep our nation great and strong 🥲❤️🇬🇭

Nothing redeemable in there!

Men are lonely? Weak. Growing up my father managed by bonding with me over shared hobbies, such as watching tv and having sex with people who aren’t my mom.

My most firmly held political belief is that it should be illegal to refer to wet wipes as "flushable" considering the havoc they wreak on our sewer systems. It is entirely coincidental that Marxist-Leninism is the only way to achieve this.

Special Place In Hell For Kristi Noem, Announces God, in First Ever Joint Statement with Satan

Supreme Court votes 9-0 to destroy every living thing on this godforsaken earth.

Lord, I see what you've done for others. It’s real sick shit, frankly. You belong in jail.

James David Vance doesn’t love himself!! Luckily for us, he’s got an absolutely ghastly terrible soul (one of the worst) so it’s funny, not sad!

Mister Beast, stay out of Ghana, you have been warned, Vodún was created here and I have no compunctions about seeing a village witch to make it so that when you touch down in Kotoka, it is like your own personal hellish Shutter Island

I could never fall for the evil vice of Kalshi/Polymarket gambling because I have a fully intact soul and two praying grandmothers but also because they both immediately call to mind the lyrics of Angeles by Elliott Smith and his dulcet, foreboding exhortations.

Begrudgingly, tho, like the Qatari plane.

He’s not allowed to accept gifts on account of the Hatch act :(

Trump is going to try and install Jake Gyllenhaal as the new Prince of Persia because of a movie premiere he remembers attending 16 years ago.

🔥

As you should

She had to throw the K-Hive some chum, they were hungry, they were STARVING.

That’s so dumb lol gtfo

She’s histrionic, which is why people like her

Bad candidate

Trump is going to try and install Jake Gyllenhaal as the new Prince of Persia because of a movie premiere he remembers attending 16 years ago.

“I REJECT the barbarianism of the Burka and thus believe that every tender child eviscerated while wearing one is truly being liberated from tyranny!” head ass

This makes sense in Texas. If a man is seated and a woman enters, it’s good ole Southern hospitality for him to offer her his seat. Get culturally competent, y’all! 🤠

longform profile of dr. pimple popper with a photo of her with a giant roll of bubble rap and the headline 'i don't let any one thing define me'

every person is capable of being a compassionate and rational actor, until one of two exterior influences manifests in their behavior. the first is nationalism. the second is “being too online.”

every person is capable of being a compassionate and rational actor, until one of two exterior influences manifests in their behavior. the first is nationalism. the second is “being too online.”

You never have to engage with anybody who can be described as “the Strega Nona of bad takes.”

Starving, hysterical, AND naked? Damn, playboy, pick a struggle.

Our HHS secretary is in the sewers rummaging for rings and coins as policy research.

Crashing out, but spiritually. In my head and in my heart. Crashing in.

Would I personally fuck Phil Collins? I would. Has no bearing on my character whatsoever. Just is what it is. Would fuck on Phil Collins until you could smell it in the air of the night. Now what?