Tim Kachur

I was confused too, then saw that its the people from This Is Us. its just gonna be emotional whiplash

I hope you aren’t drunk and took your staff’s advice, Rashida and I don’t know this man and feel confident he didn’t care about us. Please restrain from drinking too much as you have been warned from your staff and stay off social media when you are drunk. I pray in his holy month you find peace and respect for your self,

uhhh oh my god

Last few minutes of this gold medal hockey game is like watching a baby play with knives

Go birds

I was talking to a lawyer about a story, and he was like, "Why is no one talking about what's happening to my clients???" and I was like "Well, every single industry in the United States is going through the worst crisis it's ever faced, but journalism was ahead of everyone in that race"

They choose the bear

I work as crew on food TV shows and have done for years. We eat the food after it's been shown on camera. They always over salt it and never use enough pepper. Grinding pepper takes too long and is boring, so they just do two twists for show. I have a personal pepper grinder.

Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."

After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc

A YouTube comment from @lpc9929 "I am infertile from eating scented candles. The"

Gee... that's not what they said about Kyle Rittenhouse in 2020.

The only president to keep the Patriots out of the Super Bowl this century? Joe Biden

ok here is a different distraction

this regular season, the Eagles had 12 drives in the fourth quarter or overtime where they were down by one score or tied.

the results:
5 punts
3 turnovers on downs
1 pick
1 fumble
1 clock expiration
1 field goal

The 2015 qb recruiting rankings, with Jauan Jennings ranked 9th above Drew Lock and Jake Browning

People forget Jauan Jennings was a 4-star QB recruit

harvey f***ing barnes man! #nufc

In 2019, Fiona Hill testified that the Russian government was “signaling very strongly that they wanted to somehow make some very strange swap agreement between Venezuela and Ukraine.” (Search: Venezuela) i.e. we get Venezuela, they get Ukraine. - via Dave Troy

s3.documentcloud.org/documents/6543…

Ok, everyone, what book is sacred enough to you to get sworn in on?

again asking the NFL to adopt a version the Aussie Rules playoffs. Adds a week and a team, so 8 teams per conference. In week 1, the 4 division winners play (4 at 1, 3 at 2). Winners get a bye and losers play at home in 2nd week against the wild card winners from wk 1 (8 at 5, 7 at 6).

Round of 32.

Thrilled for you and for the upcoming TSS world cup coverage!

Big day at U.S. District Court in D.C. where Sean Dunn, the D.C. Sandwich Guy, is on trial for misdemeanor assault of a federal officer.

Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss.

'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says.

My guillotine league team built around Bowers and Higgins would have been great today if I weren't eliminated in week 4

Somehow John Smoltz still sounds bored.

and Davis Schneider is a South Jersey guy. hard to root for the blue jays because of obvious 1993 reasons, but would not complain if they win

uh no. though we all want that

This was the longest winner-take-all game in postseason history by innings, with the Tigers ultimately winning.

Googling longest postseason games and Google AI says that the Tigers have won this game!

baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other

ADAM AMIN: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
ADAM AMIN: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
ADAM AMIN: oh god yes
AJ PIERZYNSKI: shoulda bunted

Ball don't lie

Ranger Suárez pitches like he has plot armor