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Gen X, Cat Lady, Child Free, Army Vet, Gender Fluid, Pro Choice, BLM, ACAB, Books & Food, Fight Fascism, I’ll be your feral auntie White Sox fan - born & raised -Your Silence is Compliance- -Do Not Obey In Advance- DM at your own risk fuckers

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I’ve been calling this guy a blue falcon from the beginning (an army term for a buddy f-cker) and just keeps proving me right.

08.03.2026 09:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think I just got the best compliment of my life. I just got told I sound like an educator or librarian from the way that I speak. I’m not either.

04.03.2026 17:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I live in North Carolina. This state has been gerrymandered to hell in favor of republicans. The gop literally tried to steal a state Supreme Court seat in 2024 that was won fairly. The senate seat Cooper will replace is a republican one. You literally have no clue how big this is for us.

04.03.2026 02:11 👍 24 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I just stretched my right leg and now my hamstring is cramped. I almost got a cramp in my calf too. My body needs to stop being so damn rude about getting older…

17.02.2026 06:19 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Ugh, I miss getting paid to try different foods and travel to new places, I mean that’s was the military does in part. Italy was considered a dream post for soldiers, but you had to be airborne to go (I wasn’t, mos restricted).

I haven’t heard Fula spoken, how different is it from Haute Deutsch?

16.02.2026 03:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This also includes trans folks and anyone who is not white.

15.02.2026 20:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

At this point there’s little about these shit weasels that surprises me. I fully believe they enjoy destroying everyone who isn’t exactly like them.

15.02.2026 20:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The slang can be more specific to regions too. Obviously it’s the same with food, architecture, clothes, etc.

The fact these racist ghouls think that white, Europe is a monoculture is ignorant.

Diversity has been around for a long time… it strengthens us in every way.

15.02.2026 20:15 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s spelt and pronounced differently from “auf wiedersehen” (off veeder-zane).

I learned to speak German there, so when I talk to someone who learned in school I get told I sound like I’m slurring because um speaking in a specific dialect/accent. High German (northern) is taught in school.

15.02.2026 20:15 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

People don’t get that other countries have different cultures within them too. I was stationed in Bamberg, Germany (in Bavaria) and learned right away that there was a big difference between southern and northern Germany. I mean, they say “Auf weiederschauen” (awf veeder-shau-in) the south. -

15.02.2026 20:15 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
a black t shirt that says Biology is Bigger Than Binaries, with a bee, lily, and clownfish in a white and pink design

a black t shirt that says Biology is Bigger Than Binaries, with a bee, lily, and clownfish in a white and pink design

Sarah's wearing a black t-shirt that says "Plant Native Plants" with a lady surrounded by flowers in a stained glass window

Sarah's wearing a black t-shirt that says "Plant Native Plants" with a lady surrounded by flowers in a stained glass window

There's a market tomorrow, so it's time for my pre-market ritual...

My plea for you to buy a t-shirt right here & now so my box of t-shirts isn't as heavy tomorrow!

THAT'S right! I want this box to be a manageable weight!

Get 'em at SquidFacts.net!

Currently trying to fund a biodiversity mural 😘

13.02.2026 22:27 👍 128 🔁 47 💬 4 📌 3

We were fine back then, we'll be fine now.

09.02.2026 01:55 👍 92 🔁 35 💬 4 📌 2
THIS IS HOW MANY
HUMAN BEINGS HAVE BEEN ABDUCTED AND ARE BEING HELD CAPTIVE BY ICE

THIS IS HOW MANY HUMAN BEINGS HAVE BEEN ABDUCTED AND ARE BEING HELD CAPTIVE BY ICE

So many people are being disappeared it’s hard to fathom.

13.02.2026 23:34 👍 138 🔁 57 💬 1 📌 11

Cancel Black History Month and teach our shit 365 so white people don't turn out so stupid.

10.02.2026 02:09 👍 88 🔁 17 💬 7 📌 2
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07.02.2026 01:34 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Nigel Bristow is running against Richard Hudson. If you can donate, please do so. We desperately need to get rid of Hudson and I believe that Bristow would be a much better representative for us here in District 9 in North Carolina.

07.02.2026 05:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I feel you on the being able to afford it lol!

I haven’t heard of Hanabie, I’ll look them up.

06.02.2026 20:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Just looked it up and omg am I going to watch this! I love trash movies like this so much lol. Thank you!!!

06.02.2026 20:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ugh, I would’ve loved to have seen that concert. I want to see them, but the good bands mostly go to Charlotte (4 hours away), sometimes Raleigh (about 1.5 from me). The last band I saw was 10 years ago and that was Deftones, good show.

05.02.2026 01:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I have a bunch of their albums, but that is my absolute favorite. They’re one of my favorite bands.

05.02.2026 00:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He has absolutely no moral turpitude, never has.

For those that talk about how Ivanka was groomed… while that is most certainly the case, she’s a grown woman with kids of her own, her oldest being a 14 year old girl. She’s 100% complicit in this at this point.

04.02.2026 21:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Those of us that can find anything make the best friends lol. It’s so much fun hunting down stuff and then seeing the joy in their faces.

Btw, any idea what that horror movie was called? I love trashy horror movies with a passion. Tubi is fucking great for them, free and chock full.

04.02.2026 21:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Introduce yourself with:

One book 📚 — Working for the Devil (book 1 of the Dante Valentine series) by @lilithsaintcrow.com

One movie 🎥 — Beetlejuice

One album 💿 — Hit and Run Holiday by @thrillkillkult.bsky.social

One TV show 📺 — Better Off Ted

04.02.2026 21:26 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1

If I sound calm, I was actually not calm.

01.02.2026 18:15 👍 73 🔁 21 💬 0 📌 2

How has January managed to go on go on for so long?! Seriously, it feels like it’s been 3 months of just January. This is definitely my least favorite month.

31.01.2026 12:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s easy for men to clutch their pearls about this, but let me tell you from the perspective of someone who’s experienced sexual assault, I have no problems with @davidleavitt.bsky.social ‘s statement.

30.01.2026 19:23 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Eris, a large, grey tabby cat is laying on her side on the bed. She is also known as a pocket puma.

Eris, a large, grey tabby cat is laying on her side on the bed. She is also known as a pocket puma.

Anyone else out here yelling at their cats “stop being weird and let me love you!”

This is now a normal occurrence here with Eris. She plays this game of keep away when she wants affection. I can pet her 2 x’s with my fingers, then she walks under the bed, rinse & repeat. 🙄🤦‍♀️

30.01.2026 19:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

White America is waking up to every single person who has cried, screamed, yelled, and mourned from the prejudiced violence of police brutality; it almost feels like a slap in the face…………. While some of you act like you invented fire.

26.01.2026 18:56 👍 55 🔁 20 💬 2 📌 0

They weren’t just conquered, they were also colonized. The Irish people were treated as second class citizens and the English monarchy tried to strip them of their culture completely. Their language and traditions were suppressed resulting in a loss of native traditions.

24.01.2026 07:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m love learning history, it’s fascinating and there’s so much to learn from. I believe it’s so important to learn the real history, not some whitewashed version.

24.01.2026 06:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0