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Dad jokes, Gaming, Cat Photos, and food. Nothing posted here is legal advice. Statements about the law are intended as educational.

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Hegseth acts like he would fire Clausewitz for losing the battle with Napoleon. This is a really sick burn for maybe three people.

03.03.2026 14:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"This sounds straight forward but to understand this definition we need to define some defining definitions" may be the most lawyer sentence I've ever heard

27.02.2026 22:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mom/Warhammer-friend
Therapist
Neurospicy (sub-class Religious Trauma)
Communist Party Officer
Queer Tween

(I know that's five but it's the make up of my current Pathfinder group)

25.02.2026 16:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Once again I am explaining to an older Mexican woman that I do not speak Spanish.
Translator: She's asking why your parents didn't teach you
Me: soy Chino
Abuela + translator: ?!

25.02.2026 15:30 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy New Year!

17.02.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me as child-spends 5 years in fishing community with frequent pineapples as symbol of welcome and hospitality. Pineapple upside down cake at every b-day
Me as adult- searches for Hawaiian shirts and apparel with pineapple
Algorithm - prepare to be shown Swinger content from now till the end of time

12.02.2026 14:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In college I thought the Melian Dialogue's lesson was to drop illusions of idealism in politics. Now I think the lesson lies in the remaining Historia when Athens' loss of honor and ideals lead to loss of leadership among nations. This is a post about current affairs.

01.02.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Five classes you took on college/uni:

Origins of War: Balkans Case Study
Socialism and Welfare Economics
Asian American Literature
Politics and the American Judicial System
Weightlifting

31.01.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone resubscribed forever trying to find it. People over analyze every detail trying to figure out who is a Vampire. Devs say "it's fellow players and they are picky about who they turn".

24.01.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Million dollar idea: Vampire MMO. Everyone starts as humans and must find a Vampire to initiate them. There are no Vampires. Everyone wanders around strongly hinting to everyone they meet what a great vampire they would make.

24.01.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I could decide on a specific color scheme and chapter or, hear me out, I paint everyone with a unique color scheme and say it's Alpha Legion #Wathammer40K

23.01.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is really a reminder to myself to finish assembling and painting my orks

17.01.2026 01:45 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Purchasing goods can often be a proxy for the community we desire from those things yet lack the time due to work and other obligations. We say "touch grass" but how about "play the games you have before you buy more".

17.01.2026 01:45 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

"Friend suggestions" these days are either kids of friends who are now in college or people who haven't told me yet they transitioned.

14.01.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Clues by Sam A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!

Very rare to get these all correct so I felt like bragging I solved the daily Clues by Sam, Jan 8th 2026 (Tricky), in less than 12 minutes
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08.01.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty sure one woman bought three seats in a row so she could wipe out harder

01.01.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This show is full of people in their 30s dancing like they are in their 20s

01.01.2026 01:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There's a woman in a killer red dress staring daggers at me. Ma'am, I am truly sorry that you prepped for two hours to sit behind metal Dad but I promise that this was not a troll.

01.01.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Woodruff Arts. We're in the ASO Hall.

01.01.2026 01:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My patches normally mark me as a nerd. I this other underdressed guy is googling my patches trying to figure out who sang "Same Bat Time Same Bat Mitzvah"

01.01.2026 00:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Guy wearing a white fur coat bigger than himself looking at me like I found the better joke outfit. Mine is unintentional. We are not the same.

01.01.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The guy tending bar with long hair and a tuxedo shirt gave me a head nod. Friend, underdressing was not intentional but I respect that you're working

01.01.2026 00:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every white guy here with sneakers under his suit is whispering to his black girlfriend while gesturing at us that his sneakers are fine

01.01.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

You know this is a classy concert because there is no merch table

01.01.2026 00:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

At the Gucci Mane concert chaperoning my son and best friends. Apparently a black tie event. Thread of my things I can't say out loud 1/x

01.01.2026 00:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Legendlore: Legacies of Earth - Onyx Path Publishing | DriveThruRPG β€œYou are prepared, Lady Sandra. Then we may begin.” β€” Darkoth, the Dark Lord LegaciesΒ of Earth serves as a companion book to players and GMs alike, offering Crossings, Legends, magic items and Strange...

Legendlord. Players are expected to make a version of themselves Legendlore: Legacies of Earth - Onyx Path Publishing | DriveThruRPG share.google/F6xTacwX7nXJ...

04.12.2025 16:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

On top of not being famous I'll never do a "tell all" autobio because I only know juicy things because I was in a position of being trusted and confidential and I actually take that seriously. That and libel laws but the people who that applies to will probably never see this post.

28.11.2025 18:19 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

New scam just dropped. Text from someone claiming to be my ex and demanding to be part of "our daughter's life". Just enough sympathetic specific personal detail to make me want to reply and clarify and prove with details not that person thus confirming this number and personal details

23.11.2025 14:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe Liberal in the sense of Liberal Democratic government. I have mixed political opinions but I'm very pro Rule of Law and that only works with equality under the law

07.11.2025 18:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's really wild to feel like you have boring politics like "equal rights under the law" and then encounter people who call you radical #IfYouAreMadAtThisStatementThenAskYourselfWhy

06.11.2025 17:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0