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Low consummate jackass. she/her/hers. 23. american. 🌈πŸͺ©β™‹οΈπŸ—½ as a wise woman once said, β€œspell pharaoh. Tell me what the FTC does.”

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Spielberg should do another musical

14.03.2026 23:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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drafts check

14.03.2026 22:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s like 7 different instances in Death By Lightning where Guiteau says/does something crazy in public and Garfield and his associates are like β€œβ€¦well that was weird. Anyway.”

14.03.2026 14:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this kind of stuff really pisses me off. the elderly are very vulnerable members of society who rely upon government programs (Medicare, meals on wheels, etc) that are constantly under threat. I’d wager this is also true in India.

14.03.2026 13:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Why do you bother me?

14.03.2026 11:00 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
69 followers. I would like to thank my loyal fans and spam bots

69 followers. I would like to thank my loyal fans and spam bots

haha nice

14.03.2026 13:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

sexiest thing a musical can do is flop in its first run then have a widely beloved revival

14.03.2026 13:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

AND for screwing over the touring company of Parade. I almost forgot about that debacle. I hate this admin for a lot of much more important reasons but torching the kennedy center is a particularly personal one.

14.03.2026 03:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lol that’s what you get for inviting laura osnes to the kc honors

14.03.2026 03:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope they put one on my account that just says β€œannoying”

14.03.2026 02:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

someone reskeeted me and their account had an official moderator-applied label that just said β€œrude”

14.03.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

also ik it pales in comparison to the horrifying antisemitism on display here, but has anyone else noticed how the squirrel is like…obsessed with rape?

13.03.2026 21:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

anyone who catches themselves thinking β€œhey the nazi squirrel has a point” needs to do some soul searching

13.03.2026 21:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

(((the elites))) is the common thread here.

13.03.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NYCC encores should do the great comet. I know it won’t happen, but a girl can dream.

13.03.2026 17:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

antisemitism is a helluva drug

13.03.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I read a novel recently where the main character’s internal monologue was formatted like dialogue w quotations and I kept having to go back and reread entire pages and being like β€œwait did he just say that out loud at dinner with his in laws?” It drove me crazy for a while

13.03.2026 14:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Every time I see that hollywood medium twink I think about john oliver calling him an β€œanime drawing of jared kushner”

13.03.2026 13:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Graham Platner land acknowledgment in which he calls for β€œlebensraum for native peoples”

12.03.2026 00:45 πŸ‘ 264 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 3
Anonymous: Girl, help. I know I'm down bad when I start fantasizing about aborting his baby
tumblr user senatortedcruz: DUSHSHSHSJSJAHAHAAHAHKASL
ABAHAGA

Anonymous: Girl, help. I know I'm down bad when I start fantasizing about aborting his baby tumblr user senatortedcruz: DUSHSHSHSJSJAHAHAAHAHKASL ABAHAGA

does anyone wanna see a tumblr post that made me cry laughing today

11.03.2026 22:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œMost USians live paycheque to paycheque”

11.03.2026 17:47 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

10.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 25496 πŸ” 6929 πŸ’¬ 224 πŸ“Œ 429

I thought this was hilarious when I typed it last night

11.03.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ramin Djawadi put his whole djussy into the Death By Lightning original score

11.03.2026 04:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Goodness gracious

11.03.2026 03:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Boardwalk Empire supporting character ass name

11.03.2026 00:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Lucille Selig and Leo Frank around the time they got engaged, 1909. She is leaning against him and grinning at the camera, he has his arm around her waist and is smiling at her. Six years before his lynching.

Lucille Selig and Leo Frank around the time they got engaged, 1909. She is leaning against him and grinning at the camera, he has his arm around her waist and is smiling at her. Six years before his lynching.

them (β€˜:

10.03.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

but what do I know? I don’t have a PhD in psychedelics or whatever.

10.03.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

tbf I used to write like that but then I stopped being 18

10.03.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0