Mocha grande 🧙🏾‍♀️🫧🫧🩷

Gel moisturizer sounds like a splash of oasis water on your face

Im tired asf, but at least my check finna look nice asl

This the 3rd time this week I've had salmon rice and broccoli 😭

The way I turned 29 and just became lazy when it comes to cooking dinner for myself needs to be studied. Now I either make a big pot of spaghetti, salmon, rice, and broccoli or chicken wings with some type of frozen vegetable, ramen if I'm super lazy.

@hansumjay.bsky.social

I fucked with Regina George at work now everyone hates me 😂😂😂

If people in my circle describe me as anything less than “locked in”, I’m not working hard enough.

Imposter syndrome is such a bitch

😂😂😂😂😂

Tbh she should be living her best life in Barbados

Having to cook dinner AND wash my hair in the same night is some BULLSHIT 😤 I'd like to cancel my adulting membership

Sent

What's your cashapp

ITS ONLY FUCKIN TUESDAY 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

Me, checking my bank account

😂😂😂😂😂

my life is about to change

My problem is, I get paid and immediately open doordash.

Lord Farrquad ass nigga

I've never had an original thought 😂😂

This😭😭

I love Vics' voice #loveisblind

😂😂😂

Being one.

😭😭😭 the accuracy

😂😂😂

Drop someone ANNOYING

You’re trapped in the last TV show you watched.

Where are you?

This