The news is just comic book villain mad libs at this point.
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The news is just comic book villain mad libs at this point.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/b...
...Today we celebrate our Independence Day!
...We're going to live on! We're going to survive!...
...We're going to live on! We're going to survive!...
...We will not vanish without a fight!..
...but as the day the world declared in one voice:
"WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT!"...
...And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday...
...We are fighting for our right to live. To exist...
...Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation...
...Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom...
...We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests...
..."Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today...
...And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind...
Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world...
Elon & his goons have made it to #AmeriCorps -- dismantling this program saves us nothing, but grinds critical work in communities across the nation -- being done on a shoestring budget -- to an absolute halt.
Tell Congress to do its job for once:
voicesforservice.org/take-action/...
Shot, chaser
If someone had told me at 14 years old that the guy who plays the janitor on Newsradio would have his name referenced in each and every cabinet hearing in 2025, my mind would have exploded.
It would be hard to overstate the impact of the Trump Admin's directive to freeze federal loans, grants, & assistance on America’s children. According to our calculations, these cuts could take roughly $329 billion from US children.
Our Statement: firstfocus.org/news/stateme...
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Calm down, @nytimes.com.
Mother doesn't fuck with the mother fucker.
Haha yes!
Donald Trump saying something nonsensical to Barack Obama at Jimmy Carter's funeral
Another example of Michelle Obama being the smartest person in American politics. She knew what her seat assignment would have been and said -- Jimmy Carter, of all people, would understand me sitting this one out.
Absolute garbage humans.
He shook her hand and asked her to support trans youth.
And she has him arrested.
Chris Hayes complaining that a statement wasn't wordy enough is extremely on brand.
Pete Hegseth said he doesn’t want women in combat and then sent his mommy to fight his battles for him
We cannot have nice things.
Harpist, owner of many sheep seemingly lost his way and violently attacks unassuming tall Philistine with illegal slingshot. Probably due to video games.
Now he has more time to be a homemaker and I think that's great
Mike Tyson Punch Out
So far this Netflix live stream doesn't seem to be exactly 4K...