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that cat's something i can't explain

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He is that petty, however.

11.03.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The pic for the article has strong "Who farted?" energy.

(he did, he's the one who farted)

11.03.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They may have been burly men, straight out of Central Casting, with tears in their eyes.

Apart from/in addition to the general ick he gives off, that's how his recounting read to me.

10.03.2026 23:02 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If you are a Democrat not defying every single fucking thing the Trump administration is doing, then you are either "the same" or couldn't give enough of a shit either way.

10.03.2026 21:36 πŸ‘ 307 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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US Attorney nominee has a disturbing history of demonizing and dehumanizing trans people Phillip Williams has said parents of trans children should be drowned. He also compared efforts to support gender-affirming care to slavery and the Holocaust.

NEW: US Attorney nominee Phil Williams has a long & disturbing history of attacking trans people and their parents.

He said parents of trans children should be drowned. He also compared efforts to support gender-affirming care to slavery & the Holocaust. nominationnotes.substack.com/p/us-attorne...

10.03.2026 14:54 πŸ‘ 121 πŸ” 98 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 16
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a cartoon of a man talking to another man with the words i move for a bad court thingy ALT: a cartoon of a man talking to another man with the words i move for a bad court thingy

He may still have some tricks up his sleeve.

10.03.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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peter griffin from family guy is sitting at a desk with a sign that says `` that really grinds my gears '' Alt: peter griffin from family guy is sitting at a desk with a sign that says `` that really grinds my gears ''

I read it in Peter Griffin's voice. Though I've heard similar aloud musings from inconvenienced older white dudes (disclosure: I'm an older white dude who got over this...whatever this is...at age 9).

09.03.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They're going to write books about all the big brain moves of this gang of imbeciles and among them will be "Spending a year trying to kill renewable energy and then launching a war that sends oil prices soaring"

07.03.2026 03:39 πŸ‘ 8993 πŸ” 1760 πŸ’¬ 74 πŸ“Œ 56

I was forced to watch TV news when I had breakfast in a diner recently and I strongly resonated with the sentiment that being an intelligent person in America today is like being awake during a surgery.

05.03.2026 11:14 πŸ‘ 1159 πŸ” 217 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 13
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a bald man is smiling and saying " you fell victim to one of the classic blunders ! " ALT: a bald man is smiling and saying " you fell victim to one of the classic blunders ! "
02.03.2026 19:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They start wars because they think it will earn them the respect they are owed and the only evidence of that working is every fucking moron going ahead and respecting the people who start and carry out the wars for the entirety of human history.

01.03.2026 22:31 πŸ‘ 92 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

She sounds concerned.

01.03.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"But if we rail against authoritarianism we might lose the votes of people who wouldn't ever vote for us, literally ever."

01.03.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If Mama Cat ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

28.02.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sapper's Delight

28.02.2026 03:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Is that someone a villain...or a hero?'

25.02.2026 23:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Blind refugee abandoned by Border Patrol dies in Buffalo. A nearly blind refugee abandoned by Border Patrol miles from his home dies in Buffalo after having been missing for nearly a week.

Our federal government killed a disabled genocide survivor and is covering up for a child rapist. And that is just today’s news. It is just unconscionable to be treating this as normal or acceptable in any way.
www.investigativepost.org/2026/02/25/b...

25.02.2026 23:31 πŸ‘ 9723 πŸ” 4839 πŸ’¬ 408 πŸ“Œ 305

Cue the closing credits music from Curb Your Enthusiasm.

25.02.2026 02:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Homer imagining how Marge would react to the scheme: "Homer, I insist you steal that car!" kills me every single time.

24.02.2026 23:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

New York, London, Paris, Munich

24.02.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a clipboard with springfield elementary school budget proposal written on it ALT: a clipboard with springfield elementary school budget proposal written on it
22.02.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've never run this module (yet) but I've loved it for years.

21.02.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a hamster is eating a carrot out of a black tray ALT: a hamster is eating a carrot out of a black tray
21.02.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Evergreen. Hail FARK!

21.02.2026 21:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Stovetop rice is one of those foods that actually tell you how done it is.

21.02.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"We discussed this before, and I said, 'No.'"

21.02.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
It’s a Wonderful Life bank run scene.

It’s a Wonderful Life bank run scene.

β€œYou're thinking of the $175 billion in tariff money all wrong. As if I had the money back in a safe. The money's not here. Your money's in the White House ballroom, the renaming of the Department of Defense, the $10 billion transfer to the Board of Peace, and a hundred other unauthorized actions.”

20.02.2026 22:20 πŸ‘ 4985 πŸ” 1583 πŸ’¬ 96 πŸ“Œ 56
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Inflatable Tube Man Air Dancer GIF ALT: Inflatable Tube Man Air Dancer GIF

Modern dinosaur?

19.02.2026 03:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There could be a new tab list:
Following
Discover
Popular With Friends
Buffering

19.02.2026 03:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Enough of your poolishness

18.02.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0