Trending
Chris Kennett's Avatar

Chris Kennett

@chriskennett

πŸ“Ί & freelance writer, script editor | cohost @PitchBleakPod | opinions not anyone's | he/him https://creativerep.com.au/artists/chris-kennett/

472
Followers
171
Following
1,600
Posts
03.07.2023
Joined
Posts Following

Latest posts by Chris Kennett @chriskennett

You’re there because not enough people voted blue. That’s what happened.

14.03.2026 12:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

this β€˜look where voting blue got us’ argument is odd, given that it’s literally the opposite of what’s happened?

14.03.2026 08:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No, this person just doesn’t seem to grasp the idea of representative democracy

14.03.2026 08:39 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hey Atlassian sacked 1600 people the other day, gains hooray

14.03.2026 02:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fair. But even then, re-expressing it like this has value because β€˜lesser evil’ has been so (unfairly) tarnished

14.03.2026 01:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, and that’s what you should do. β€œWe should have better candidates” is a separate argument.

13.03.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Me and my neighbours are all burning household waste in our back yards. It adds up to way less emissions than cars or trucks though so it’s not a problem

13.03.2026 11:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine if they had dinosaurs!! Holy shit

13.03.2026 08:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it’s not one or the other. Demanding better of Ds is correct. Harm minimisation at the polls is also correct.

13.03.2026 08:35 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

come on guys how much petrol can you really drink

13.03.2026 08:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

stating to look like β€˜learn to code lol’ wasn’t such great career advice

13.03.2026 01:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They didn’t know what the Strait of Hormuz was before it was shut down

12.03.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We are so dumb

12.03.2026 22:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh man

12.03.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

melbourne weather right now

11.03.2026 05:31 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s kind of amazing that both major parties look at their primary votes evaporating but don’t ask β€œshould we do something about this?”

10.03.2026 05:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

another triumph, VicPol

10.03.2026 05:44 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ok maybe it didn’t all go down in an hour but it was quite efficient

10.03.2026 05:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

now if every other leader could also resign within an hour of saying something fucked, we might start getting somewhere

10.03.2026 05:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image Post image

how it started / how it’s going fifty minutes later

10.03.2026 05:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Let’s hurry that up shall we

10.03.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of a news headline: Littleproud says Iranian footballers shouldn’t bring the values of tyranny into the country. Not pictured, the gigantic flaccid penis, emerging from his head while he spoke.

Picture of a news headline: Littleproud says Iranian footballers shouldn’t bring the values of tyranny into the country. Not pictured, the gigantic flaccid penis, emerging from his head while he spoke.

Could this guy be any more of a fuckwit?

10.03.2026 02:36 πŸ‘ 174 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 3

oh my god

10.03.2026 02:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Eh, it’s 2026. You could tell me Jeffrey Epstein is voicing Yoshi and I’m barely going to raise an eyebrow

10.03.2026 02:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

breakfast of champions

09.03.2026 03:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

maybe multiple recessions cancel each other out

09.03.2026 03:46 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

there is about to be a quiet revolution here in Oz once people realise that the major free porn sites just blocked the whole country

08.03.2026 02:09 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

what even is the complaint here

07.03.2026 22:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

slugged
at
the
bowser

07.03.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image
07.03.2026 11:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0