Mega

I called it 😂😂😂

Happy birthday!!!

"So what did you do today?"

Tech people will automate the hell out of a house. Cameras, smart toilets and all.

But god forbid we have to change the plastic covering on an electric outlet 😰😰😰. Bless the handy folks 🙏🏾

Carlson Live. Coming soon to Periscope.

There goes your free time for the next couple of weeks.

Let me know when you make it to
Atlanta, Sonic. Guarantee I can clap you in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle.

you talk shit about cops now, but just wait until a guy breaks into your house and you need to call someone who will show up an hour late and shoot your dog

Might have to find me a peach colored suit 🤔

A Twitter Eulogy How a death made me appreciate the uniqueness of the friendships Twitter makes possible.

Five years ago, a friend I knew only through Twitter died. At the time, I wrote a long thread about the way Twitter could build friendships that mattered, deeply, and do so effortlessly. I've reprinted it on my blog to commemorate what Musk has destroyed, and what I hope Bluesky might become.

It’s fucking sick. And to think the mf in Texas was offered bond after killing a family in cold blood and evading law enforcement????

Someone get Puff Daddy on the phone…Alison might have a hit here!

I appreciate the authenticity. Too many frauds on these platforms now days. ❤️

Can confirm

Especially you!!!

UFC and Boxing ain’t hitting tonight. No pun attended.

Haven’t tried posting jobs here yet… I’m #hiring US-cleared folks: Lead Software Vulnerability Subject Matter Expert (US Remote) https://recruiting.adp.com/srccar/public/RTI.home?c=1206101&d=ExternalCareerSite&r=5000944801706#.ZFcAuR1uFww.twitter

I always enjoy reading this one.

Hey neon!

I’m offended that we chose to nickname Elon Musk “Elmo”.

Elmo deserves better.

Chick fil a on me when you’re in Atlanta?

Absolutely sick. And people care more about an algorithm.

And to think you have some people here complaining on Bluesky about "What's Hot" being a temporary placeholder while this shit is going on elsewhere.

You can’t make this shit up.

Why did i read this in his voice.

I had no idea BLT was an acronym until like 3 years ago. Thought that was just a fancy name for the sandwich!

I need more engagement!!!
I want lots of positive shit on my feed! I want anime, sense 8, black people, non-toxic gaming shit and so on!
Help a sista out! 🙌🏾

Twitter ain’t good enough for them???

😂😂😂

Men Shop to Treat Themselves Just as Much as Women — and Spend More Doing It Forget the lipstick index. A new report asks: What about the "bourbon barometer"?

As a card carrying member of the Best Buy & Micro Center fan club, I can confirm this is true.

https://money.com/men-treat-themselves-spend-more/