YourUglyBestfriend

Some of y'all have never been told no in a way that you understand. Too many of you sadly.

Yes, I will be in Chicago this weekend. 🤪

@spookymulder88.bsky.social here's me forcing you to post on here more. Also, share with me your favorite x rated accounts 🫣

yes.

Shout out to Black sapphics!

To the bitch in my building that stole my brand new vacuum out of the package room... trust me I'll shove those eviction papers down your throat myself. Bum ass hoe. 😤

I'm not mourning yt people during black history month. I'll cry for y'all in July. 🤷‍♂️

Me, an American, watching as other countries arrest their leaders

a man in a black and white sweater is standing in a clothing store and says obviously ALT: a man in a black and white sweater is standing in a clothing store and says obviously

It's lesbian sex for gay men.

Y'all be watching these documentaries and commenting on them like y'all really care. That's why I stick to my HGTV and other shows because y'all really just be fake caring.

Seeing a naked yt man on the internet is like staring at a kleenex box at target...

I want to see all the couples who took mirror nudes together. That's how I know it's real. 🫣

hating hoes aint happy, happy hoes aint hating.

a man wearing a shirt with skulls and crossbones says i have a proposal ALT: a man wearing a shirt with skulls and crossbones says i have a proposal

Hear me out... let me watch in a chair while y'all go at it? 🤷‍♂️🤭🤗

And yes... I am playing the music in the background as well.

a man wearing a headband is praying with his eyes closed and his hands folded . ALT: a man wearing a headband is praying with his eyes closed and his hands folded .

Right!?! Because THAT just sounds like gonorrhea to ME!

two women are standing next to each other in front of a building and talking . ALT: two women are standing next to each other in front of a building and talking .

Those people used to feed our children to alligators. They used to lynch us after church service. I do not put anything past them. NOTHING.

a man in a black shirt is making a funny face while standing next to another man in a blue shirt . ALT: a man in a black shirt is making a funny face while standing next to another man in a blue shirt .

Trust me... Philly is worth the visit. Every time I go, it's been a GREAT time!

I miss having a horny gay couple as friends. The stories, the openly display, the drama, them trying to get you to join. Plus they always have booze, good food, a hot tub and or a boat. Ugh! Where y'all at!?!

Happy Birthday Brandy.
Happy Birthday Kelly Rowland.

But like what is the definition of qualifications of a "fat cock"? Because of what I've seen... maybe they just don't understand the assignment. 🤭🤷‍♂️

Good morning y'all. How's the face card?

What are y'all reading? Need some suggestions for my bf and I can read together.

Love when people take mirror selfies at home, because yes, I do in fact want to see what the inside of your home looks like. I'm VERY nosey and I'm going to judge the bathroom, room, what's in it, and if the mirror is clean. 🤭🤷‍♂️

Cinnamon apple sauce is a great bed time snack and I won’t hear otherwise!

Am I the only person that needs at least 2 seasons of a show to binge watch before I actually watch it? Otherwise catch me in a few years watching it after it's been canceled for a few years. 🤷‍♂️

Good morning!

She doesn’t sound crazy, she sounds horrified…and rightfully so

"Stop making yt men feel special... they are an invasive species," - Things I have to tell my yt boyfriend. 😵‍💫😮‍💨🤷‍♂️