William Horn

Genuinely he’s been so bad for the brand

Omggggg my one real claim to fame

Omg yes

POV you’re so stupid the burn doesn’t even make sense

Cmon now my wife is on this app

Losing my mind over this

Whoopi Goldberg also in monkeybone the people must remember

“Nobody bats a thousand”

Kendrick Lamar gave Jesse Owens at the ‘36 Olympics if Jesse had shown up and been paid to sing “fuck you” to Hitler

Being “pro choice” or pro anything doesn’t mean blindly supporting anyone doing anything. The larger media made an example of Kim, this is not a critique of her personally it’s a critique of the system in which she functions and has become symbolic of.

That’s not how any of that works…but also the piece isn’t judging her personally it’s judging the system she’s part of that praises her for making this choice.

NFL conference championship day and I am so excited to learn 3 new rules today that nobody's ever heard cited before all of which mean that it's illegal to defeat the Chiefs while Taylor Swift watches

Okay this was it, this was the skeet

Image of Keith Packer, January 6th defendant who wore a "Camp Auschwitz" sweat shirt while storming the capitol

Donald Trump just pardoned this guy. Are we gonna get another statement from the ADL tonight?

My ex FIL bought a Tesla a few years ago. The whole family was South African, I used to tell them again and again that Musk wasn’t Superman, he was Lex Luthor.

I wonder if they believe me now.

It def counts tbh

This was the original set up we imagined before we fell stupidly in love with each other

really sad that CEOs now have to live in fear of gun violence like some third-grader in a public school

Bro I don’t even like one of the participants it was not a big deal

lol yeah and I didn’t go to any of them instead I watched a three hour documentary on YouTube about ancient cities

What. A. Saturday. #COYS

Our Manager.

I'm gonna be so real with you, if I ever see you post the word "females", unless you're talking about like a scientific study on newts or sommat, I will never trust anything you ever say again.

Yes, welcome to bluesky

lol no one cares what you think

Honestly would be so cool to have a black gay president married to a trans woman. Sounds dope as hell.

I’m giving this man a standing ovation in this Dunkin Donuts parking lot

Polio after hearing RFK was selected as HHS secretary.

The Onion buying Info Wars, incredible work chaps

It works

Looking forward to learning how appointing an accused child-sex-trafficker as AG and a suspected Russian asset as DNI will lower the price of eggs